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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Fifteen Dead, Ten Injured

The BBC and Fox News reported early this morning the spontaneous deaths of fifteen people. Ten others were taken to casualty due to sudden bleeding from their eyes and one man lies in a coma.  In an unprecedented global investigation a common cause was found.


On the evening of December 3rd, Irishman Francis Lee posted a picture of this man on his blog.  It was a picture of Ray Rousell, a man so hideous  that the mere sight of  him can cause rats to flee in terror.

When asked why he did such a terrible thing Francis had this to say "I only meant to frighten people, not kill them. I mean, I worked with this fecker for years and I'm still alive." Mrs. Rousell was asked in an interview how she has managed to stay alive for so many years. Her response was "I had special contact lens made that filters out the worst of it. I really can't see him clearly, he's just a blur."

Charlie Fatbottom, Director of the World Health Organization had this to say, "We know what it is and we know how to deal with it. Our best scientists are working on a containment field to put around this Rousell character. For now the public has been warned to look away, just look away."

Now a word about Blogger. Most of us are aware now that blogs are not updating and that the problem is persistent. We really can't have this happening during the Challenge, so maybe if we all submit polite complaints we may get it resolved before December 15th.

For now, go forth and prime!!!






95 comments:

  1. It's... it's in such crystal clear clarity. Like, 1080p. My eyes have never been so offended by his very pores. Add one more to the casualty list!

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    1. Quick! Wash your eyes out with saline while there's still time!

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    1. I sent Ray a message yesterday letting him know what I was up to. He's a good guy and knows we all love him, elsewise we wouldn't bother insulting him so much.

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    2. The picture reminded me of a large rat my cat killed. And I didn't want to hurt his sensitive feelings.

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    3. He replied to my message and in typical Ray fashion said "I knew you'd do it Anne and I'll take it on the chin. All three of them". He's a good bloke our Ray is.

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    1. Both Congress and Parliament are trying to rush that through.

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  4. u showed the pictire, annd npw evert one who saw thia is blind. inclidinh me. hope i rememner where all the letters on the kwyboard are.. ctap now how am going tp paint beong blind> qhat qill i do nowz/ thos os all yout fault wju didnt u thinj? hopr itd npt permabebt. hopr i can find post bitton wothpit soght.

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    1. Hahahaha. What I really hope to accomplish is to eliminate the competition in the Challenge. If I blind everyone, maybe my 200 points will put be at the top of the board.

      I will pray for you Ferret :)

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    2. It was you I was after Awdry. It's my only chance of out painting you :)

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  5. Good to see you posting again. But really not a subject I need to look at in detail. I am already on medication for stress!

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    1. Well I figured if I was going to come back, I'd make people laugh rather than depress them. Just increase your dosage and you'll be fine Clint. I did :)

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    1. I had to get in on the fun. I've been away to long!

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  7. Now, this was wonderful. I'd actually asked Fran for a different kind of picture...One we all could have enjoyed. Oh well...

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    1. so, Mel, have Ray in the end reported if he got the Twinkies, or did Fran eat all of them by himself :)

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    2. I've not heard one word from Ray about it since Sunday when he was supposed to get his treats!

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    3. I wonder too how this photo was taken....special zoom lens or did Fran get up in his face??

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    4. If I recall this is Ray's Selfie using Fran's camera from there latest game report :O)

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    5. Ray took this picture himself so really I think the courts could get him on manslaughter charges :)

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    6. Why did I do it? Fecked if I know!!!!

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    7. Because you're a glutton for punishment!

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    8. He's a right blog whore, he is.

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  8. Well done Anne! Very kind of you to warn the public!

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    1. It's too late for some people. Reports are still flooding in. There have been a dozen cases of spontaneous combustion reported today :)

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  9. I had to look at this first hand at the game on Sunday. I'll never be the same man again. The doctor has said that if I continue to take the Pills the symptoms will eventualy subside, but he can't do anything about the nightmares.

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    1. Just wait until the Challenge begins....

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  11. And I thought some of my paintwork was bad.

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    1. There are some great troll figures out there and any one of them could be named Ray.

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  12. I'm just glad Ray had blown his nose before the photo was taken.

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    1. According to Fran Ray picks his nose to keep it bogie free :)

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  13. The question isn't why did Francis do it, but why did you, after knowing what the consequences may have been, post a picture of Ray? My blog seems to be updating fine. This is a problem that's lasted quite a while though and it goes off and on.

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  14. Hilarious!
    I was winged in that fracus.

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    1. I know you were and I was worried about your writing career!

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  15. Why didn't you put a warning in the post title? +60 is maybe not old enough! This is real horror!!!!!
    Good to see you posting again Anne and good luck in the challenge!

    Greetings
    Peter

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    1. It's not suitable for work either. The screaming would be a distraction to other employees. I'm guessing my blog has been banned by now!

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  16. I don't see what the problem...What's that smell? Huh, it seems my eyebrows are suddenly on fire. Wow, look at that, my genitals have suddenly disappeared. It appears my crotch is just a smooth surface like a Barbi doll. This shall slightly complicate my marriage. Well, I better attend to my head-fire now, I suppose.

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    1. Hahahaha. I've really missed you Pickle!

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  17. Hola
    JAJAJA pobre hombre......a un que si da un poco de ........
    Por cierto se an mandado correos y demás para un digamos explicación sobre ese problema de las actualizaciones y que yo sepa a los amigos que lo mandaron no les dieron ninguna contestación y ni explicación ¿?¿?
    un saludo

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  18. I have seen the man in the flesh and almost kept my lunch

    Ian

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    1. I do pity the Rejects, really I do. But for some reason Postie has taken pity on him. It's like befriending the Elephant Man.

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  19. I wonder what is Ray's secret for not having hair in his nose? I don't know how to get rid of hair in my own nose!

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    1. That nose hair gets worse as you get older. I swear I could braid The Hubbies :)

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    2. 'tis true, dear, mine are so bad that they broke the little nose trimming machine I had :)

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    3. Just wait until it starts growing out your ears!

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  20. My DNA and years of exposure may be the source of a cure!

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    1. You may save the world yet Fran!

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    2. Oh shit, I'm pretending to be mad at you. I'm properly fecked now.

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    3. Dammit you have me wrapped around your little finger don't you :0)

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    1. I'm sure I've been unfollowed by many after this debacle.

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  22. This is Ivy, posting on Tim's account. Boy, I missed a whole bunch of goings on.

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    1. This is my first post in almost two months so you haven't missed anything from me. Check out the boys blogs to see what they've be up to. I missed most of their posts as well.

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    2. I've been out of the blogging loop myself, I missed all the goings on. This is me again, not Tim.

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    1. Hello John. I haven't seen you post in a while and it's good to see you again. I hope all is well with you and yours.

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  24. Geez, at least Fran didn't go and enlarge him to the size of king kong, look at those nostrils, you'll quadruple Fran's death tole lol blogger is a pain never showed you at my lane

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    1. I'm not surprised it didn't update and really wasn't expecting many people to see it. Also I haven't been blogging for months so folks don't even have a stable schedule to rely on like they do you.

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    2. Bah if you post it they will come. And fyi you need to hit loading twice below mycomments today for any new ones to show

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    3. That drove me bonkers. I tried so hard to get you to that 500!

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  25. OMG! I am feeling like I am being quizzed.

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    1. The answer is to just scream out loud!

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    2. Anne

      That really seemed to help, thank you!

      Jan

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  26. What's that up inside his nose?

    I have a buttload of minis coming some time in the spring. May-ish. I will be doing some painting by then.

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    1. I know you got in on a Kickstarter, but can't remember which one. I'm looking forward to seeing you paint again.

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    2. It was the Wrath of Kings one through Cool Mini or Not. I'm kind of itching for my figures and they're still months away!

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  27. I thought I might be okay since I haven't put on my glasses yet. But, no, I'm weeping like a three year old girl. Gah, I hope he has a good sense of humor. I've missed you and your craziness, Anne!

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    1. I cleared it with him in advance so he knew it was coming.

      Thanks, I've been gone too long and it was time to come back and come back with some wacky humour. Get your eyes attended to!

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    1. You're gorgeous Ray and I'm just jealous!

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    2. I can send you some glasses Anne as obviously you have a visual defect thinking Badger boy is gorgeous!!!

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    3. I was just throwing him a bone!

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  29. What has been seen cannot be unseen....
    ; )
    Welcome back, Anne!

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  30. So there is some fun in you left... Welcome back Anne!

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  31. I'm much to far north for this to have any effect on me. Please be advised that if anyone does feel intimidated, a swift kick in the slats relieves the tension and will render him harmless for at least 48 hours.

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  32. I just found the cause of my migraines: Ray!! Can I sue him for lost wages? Maybe just emotional turmoil after seeing those nasal passages. Please, Ray, no more Selfies!

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    1. Most people take selfies to make themselves look better than they really do. Ray went another route!

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  33. Hah! good one. Poor Ray, we all seem to give him hell.

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  34. When I came to visit this blog my thought was "Man, I really hope I come here and get a close-up view of someone's nostrils!"

    Success!!!

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