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Saturday, August 31, 2013

How to Meet and Date Irish Men

Another post in Anne's Silly Blog Birthday Celebration Weekend Series.

My most popular post remains "So You Want to Meet an Irishman?" Over 2901 women have visited that page and continue to arrive at my blog daily, some of whom leave comments on that post. My two favourites are "My friend wants to have an Irish baby. Can you help her?" and "I'm not asking this for myself, I'm just doing research for a paper, but how can I meet and date Irish men?"


Well ladies today is your lucky day, because I, Anne O'Leary, a certified expert in Irish men am here to help. The best way to meet an Irish man is to go directly to the source-Ireland. Why the island is fair to clogged with them.  You can find them in grocers, at malls, in cinemas, in pubs, at restaurants and they can even be found strolling down the street.

"Anne, I've met an Irish man I'm interested in. Now what do I do?" you ask.  Well that's a complex question that requires a complicated answer. This blog is just too small to handle it. But don't worry! I can still help you.


With my book you can learn to catch and keep an Irish male. All of this can be yours for one low payment of  €50.00. VAT not included in price, shipping and handling extra, rush order delivery available upon request.  PayPal accepted.

61 comments:

  1. I'd buy one for the gentlmenanly inclined gentleman. I don't think a guide for women will help me much.

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    1. Alas, this is aimed at desperate women.

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  2. I know an Irish man who'd be willing to endorse it for you as well!

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    1. I'll raise a pint to that man tonight!

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  3. Finally my chance to have a real Irish Man, and have him now! I thought I would have to wait till blog Con, please take my money ;-)

    Ian

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    1. We'll put you down for the rush delivery then shall we.

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  4. Do you need help with research for the sequel? I may be going to Dublin in the near future. I'll definitely firm up those plans with a mission like this to look forward to. :D

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    1. hope hubs doesn't read Anne's blog, Luanne :P

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    2. The sequel will be "How to Tolerate Irish Men" And if you can figure our how to do that, I'll pay you a million dollars. I hope you do get to go as I think you'll like it. With your love of history and culture I think you'd enjoy a side trip to the West.

      Darling, husbands know we women dish about men and we know they slobber over women. And if a spouse has to worry about that, they really shouldn't be married.

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    3. yes, but Luanne is plotting to go hunting on Irishhunks in Eire, dear :) Don't think hubs would approve unless she lets him hunt some Irish lasses too :)

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    4. Now that's a different kettle of fish. Hunting one whilst on vacation truly is a bad idea as the bad ones just use female tourists for sport. It's disgusting behaviour and I'm embarrassed that they do it.

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  5. and do the buyers get a live example of an Irish hunk with the book?
    I didn't know Ian was Irish! He does have that Irish beauty!

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    1. No darling, you must go to the land of Irish men to get one of those. No Ian's not Irish, I think he's talking about meeting with Fran at Blog Con:)

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    2. darling, I meant Ian Somerhalder from your first pic :P

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  6. Well knowing Fran as I do, I think the answer to the question, "How do I get an Irishman?" is............Taters! lots of 'em!

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    1. Dammit Ray, you're blowing my sales. I need these women to pay me money to find that out:)

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  7. Um.. erm... ah... I feel kind of dirty now coming to your blog Anne.. I mean this is a nice topic but um.. ermm.. not really up my alley you know ;) Good luck with the book sales though ;)

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    1. The orders are already pouring in!

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  8. Fortunately I'm not interesting in acquiring or keeping and Irish male. Which is fortunate since funds are low after the game auction last night and I'm quite sure that Irish females, which I would be interested in, are far, far to expensive.

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    1. Actually Irish women don't cost much. We're so used to being taken for granted by Irish men that just the hint of a night out on the tiles gets our motors running:)

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    2. If I've understood, it's the good time for a man to go in the Land of Irish-women" ?
      (I hope that my wife will not read that ! )

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    3. If you've a job, the women will swarm you!

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    4. Ok !!
      I have a job...
      and a wife !

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  9. LOL all you have to do is mass email that like "King Abubu giving away his fortune" and you'll be a millionaire over night.

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    1. This is actually a money laundering scam for all the money I earned while being a fake Nairobi Prince.

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    2. So that was you!!! I was the maasi chief..the one who had to Keep going to the toilet. the reason was my make up was running...they really should do something about the air conditioning in the Hilton. Anyway, my record deal was successful.

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    3. Damn, I never would have guessed you were so evil, because I already knew it

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    4. If your pale white English flesh had shown up, they'd have killed you on the spot. Congrats on that record deal!

      Me is secretly very evil:)

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    5. Pale? I´ll have you know I got a lovely tan on Holiday...not all over..Even though there was a Nudist section going around in the buff wasn´t part of the equation, not with the sprogs in tow.

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  10. What if we're interested in meeting desperate women? Will there be a companion guide on how to pass yourself off as an Irish man?

    FMB

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    1. You could pass yourself off to American women quite easily as they tend to confuse Irish Americans with real Irish. Just pop in some really blue contact lens, do a good accent and read poetry to them. They'll never know the difference:)

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  11. what can you do for us men not lucky enough to be irish?
    smiles.

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    1. The money is already pouring in. Now I'm waiting for the movie deal:)

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  13. Charm and a winning smile is a Irishman's best asset and the book will be a winner for sure

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    1. 'Tis true about the charm and when they turn it on full force it's hard to resist.

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  14. Oh good Lord Dr. O'Leary, I think you're about to get rich! ;)

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    1. Makes me wonder why I spent all those years toiling away in a lab. We don't get paid when we publish in Journals. Not a penny. The only thing they give us is a couple of reprints of the Journal to hand out to friends. Sad, but true.

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  15. I'm an Irish man... well, some of me is, at least.

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  16. But Anne, what about a teaser? An introduction page! We— I mean these girls can't shell that money out with no knowledge of what they're getting into!

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    1. They'll do it in droves. That's why the title says "Lonely Women":)

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  17. How to date an Irish Man? Easy - you saw him in half and count the rings.

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  18. What a great scam, I mean scheme!!!

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    1. I do believe it's time to capitalize on that Nobel Prize I won.

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  19. Best of luck with your new venture Dr Anne. I will write to you in the pen.

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  20. I would be very interested in pre-ordering the "How to successfully meet and date Swedish and Dutch Women!" Book which I feel must be the logical follow up title in the range. Yours sincerely "desperate and dateless" of England!

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  21. Well, you really found a handsome photo to illustrate, I bet there will be more queries since :)

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  22. This made me smile from start to finish. Well done! I love when the comments are as fun as the post!

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  23. Clear bait and switch. You tricked me Anne. you tricked me. I mayn't be an American or an American yet but I know what to do, when we don't know what to do we sue.
    I am contacting my lawyer meet you with a law suit.

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  24. My Canadian wife married an Irishman! Born, raised and ill-bred an fenian Ulsterman!

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  25. My Canadian wife married an Irishman! Born, raised and ill-bred an fenian Ulsterman!

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  26. Hi Anne,
    I had a Irish man, but he dumped me like a hot potato...
    And i cant get over that!
    He doesnt replie when i write him and he doesnt answer phonecall..
    How do I get over an Irishman???

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