Many of you men have always assumed these movies were for you. Well they're not. They are all Chick Flicks disguised as macho male movies.
Number 5 James Bond
James Bond. Hollywood began early in it's efforts to delude men by bringing 007 onto the big screen. Yes, they threw in some scantily clad women for you, but no one gets more screen time than the always sexy James Bond.
Number 4 Wolverine
Yes, men think this movie is for them and we women allow them to because by doing so we get what we really want. Hugh Jackman. Now if this movie was for men, they'd have picked someone like Nick Nolte to play the lead.
Number 3 Iron Man
Yes another movie based on a comic book hero from you men's childhood. The comic may have been for you, but the movies are for us. Robert Downey Jr. is dead sexy no matter what film he's in. This fact alone qualifies Iron Man for Chick Flick status.
Number 2 Thor
Chris Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth in that sexy costume, Chris Hemsworth sweating, Chris Hemsworth without a shirt. Need I say more? No, this is a chick flick.
Number 1 300
Men around the world were deluded into thinking this movie was for them. What gave them that idea, I will never know. Just look at this for Christ's sake. How could this not be a chick flick. Jaysus there's 300 half dressed, sexy men sweating on a really big screen.
Did I mention that Gerard Butler plays the lead role? Clearly God loved women on the day he created this man, making 300 the best Chick Flick in the history of film.
So next time your woman goes to the cinema to see an action film with you ask yourselves this question. "Do women find the lead actor sexy and does he take his shirt off?" If the answer is yes, you just might be going to see a Chick Flick.
This post is part of the belated celebration of my blogs second birthday, which will continue throughout the weekend. And truly these posts are designed to make me smile, so if you don't want to comment or read them, I will not be offended.