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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Be There a Man Amongst Ye?

The feminization of the men of the world troubles me greatly. Men are being pressured to be sensitive and discuss their feelings, to wear clothes that match, to get manicures, to watch girly movies and worst of all to pretend they don't watch porn. My blog has always encouraged the male of the species to behave like males.

But recently you've let me down boys, you've let me down.

Something is horribly wrong when I offer to paint up four sexy cowgirls and only three of you are manly enough to put your name in the draw.


Yes, it's true only three of you went over the TMP and put your hand up for "The O'Leary Girls Go Wild in the West"  Sad isn't it.? Are Fran, Ray and Sean the only real men out there?

So if you want to prove to me that you're a man and restore my faith in humanity and you're a TMP'er follow the link and say, "I want those cowgirls!".

Annes' Giveaway For Real Men


This has been another in the "Pimp My Blog Series" More to come!



54 comments:

  1. No? Don't send anyone else over, them cowgirls should have my name on 'em!!!

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    1. But I must in order to pimp my blog. Stats come before friendship in the brutal world of blogging!

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  2. Sorry Anne but I am not a TMP'er. Nice looking foxes at any rate!

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    1. I know a lot of you aren't. It's all in the spirit of fun and increasing my pageviews!

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  3. Ok. I replied on TMP for your women... ;-)

    Marzio.

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  4. Howdy Mam,
    Was the kind offer made on your blog? If so I missed it. (sorry). If the offer was made elsewhere surely it would be wiser to offer the criticism there and to stop "preaching to the choir!"

    If you make the offer on your blog I would put my name forward. But not on TPM Long story don't ask!

    Howdy.

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    1. It can be a rough and tumble place I know. I'm just kidding you guys here as they don't know me well enough there to know I'm joking.

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    1. It's what drew me to the Hubby. When I laid eyes on him, he was an unkempt mess of a man. I like the rode hard and put away wet look to a man.

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  6. I wouldn't regret any giveaway painted by your skilled hands but to be honest Wild West absolutely isn't on my list of interesting wargames settings...

    Good Luck for the participants though!

    Cheers
    Stefan

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    1. You could always flog them on ebay!

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  7. yeee haaa, i like them boobies, i can say that as a girl right?

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    1. Of course you can. I'd be worried about any woman who wouldn't!

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  8. *harrumph* well, if only "men" can participate.... ;p

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    1. Now don't pout on me Tamsin. You know I can't resist it when you pout :)

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    2. *tests to see if that is true*

      Pout, pout, pout, pout, pout :)

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  9. Trust me, real man here!! Bring on the sexy ladies.
    (And I didn't enter because if I won, you'd have to ship overseas. That's expensive as hell right now. Not fair to you.)

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    1. They are sexy and I'll be posting them here as I complete them.

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  10. Not a fan of TMP tbh. Good luck with those who've entered though.

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  11. Same here, I don't do TMP though only because I do blogs nothing more

    Ian

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    1. One of the things I like about TMP is that it's not labour intensive like blogger. Just a few quick words and I'm done.

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  12. As a almost 45, infantryman recently returned from the mountains of Afghanistan and far too many foot patrols and encounters over said sunbaked slopes; I'm almost irritated enough to punch a grizzly in the t'aint! If I hadn't already painted several reaper cowboys including two of the cowgirls pictured for my three darling little girls, I might have entered! I even started a blog to satisfy my wife by reducing my mountain of neglected minis!
    I'd say more, but my wife has ordered me to take out the trash, make breakfast, and wash dishes...after that, I'm going to make that grizzly wish he was still hibernating! ;)

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    1. You've got yourself a wonderful wife there, It was so sweet how she saved those mini's for you all those years. I'm just now getting into Western and have a load of stuff coming from Knuckleduster.

      I can't get the Hubby to do any of those things. I'll have to talk to your wife and get some tips!

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  13. we there you go...challenging the manhood...
    i hear you...even though i dont do minis any more this is a chance to own something by you..which makes it totally worth it..and you got cute cowgirls so...smiles.

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    1. I'm just kidding around here and I hope they all know that. And thank you for the compliment!

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  14. Men are being pressured to get manicures? I mean, I do know that Manchester United started a campaign to encourage men to urinate sitting down, but this manicure business is new to me. Also, David's comment above made me laugh, "irritated enough to punch a grizzly in the taint."

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    1. Yeah, men are even laying in tanning beds these days. And horror of horrors they manscape. Now that would make a man punch a grizzly I'd think.

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  15. Speaking as a real man cailin, I'm gifted!

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    1. Your make me proud to be Irish Fran and your a fine specimen of the species!

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  16. Seems I missed some previous offer... but I registered at TMP just because of you!

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  17. As said before, I am not a TMP member, but like theme a lot.

    Greetings from a MAN ;-)

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  18. I try not to let societal forces influence me.

    An alpha male with no pack : ) Unless you count my son but that's a given innit?

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  19. You can question my manhood all you like, in 5 minutes I'll forget the question.

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  20. Wait, no! I -want- one of those, but I don't know what this TMP thing is. But I'll go check the link. Since there is one...

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  21. Oh, yeah, I did go over and look at that, but it wouldn't let me comment since I haven't joined. The joining is something I need to look into.

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  22. methinks Ray and Lurk should get all of them! They're Irish enough to handle the ladies :PPP

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  23. Such a blog whore you are, near and far. But as you know the cat just chews the fat, as snip snip so can't get a grip and you can give me lip but my manhood is still long gone and poor Pat would prob throw out a hip haha

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    1. What no response, how rude are you lol

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  24. I think that this is the first time that my name and real man have been mentioned in the same sentence. But on a personal note I refuse to manscape. It took me years to get the hair I have, if I shaved it I'd look like a 12 year old boy. And I have a joke for you.

    How did Pinnochio learn he wasn't a real boy? When his hand caught on fire.

    PS- a real man gets this joke immediately.

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  25. I've missed the whole story Anne!
    I don't know which kind of man I am but I know that I like the figures!
    Maybe, my preferred one is the 4th ... and don't like a lot the 2nd one!

    I'm sorry but sometimes, I don't have enough time (or take it!) for the comments on the other blogs...
    that's what I do.

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  26. The hot blooded male has became a bit softer in recent generations and I'm a living example of that Anne haha, best of luck to everybody who puts their name down.

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  27. I still burp and fart and pick my ass just like all the manly men still do. I even openly grab my junk and adjust it accordingly. My balls stick to my legs just like any other man. I consume beer in mass quantities. I have rough hands and a five o' clock shadow. I don't watch chick flix and I cook on the grill....constantly, year round!

    I do, however, manscape. I know what it's like to get hair in my mouth and I wouldn't want that to happen to my wife.

    Now go ahead woman, tell me I'm not a manly man! I fecking dare ya!

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  28. Open up the draw to lesbians and I'm sure the entries will simply POUR in! Nobody appreciates a cowgirl like us.

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  29. So Finland is therefore the home of manliness... they have little to no emotion... well at least that is the impression I have got so far.... watching Kimi Raikkonen getting interview... there is something disturbing in the lack of emotion.

    Also has the lumberjack song been forgotten true manliness can get... err... disturbing. besides what is more manly than a lumberjack. I guess your answer will be an Irish Lumberjack... to which I have no reply and must simply agree.

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  30. You made me feel like a girl there. I think I'm gonna play some footie in the mud later, just to scrape that stench you left over me. I could also peel it off with a hunting knife, but I'm far too girly for this still.

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  31. It's true! Here in the suburbs, my divorced male friend refers to us married guys as Capons. Hilarious and a grain of truth! I know all of his drinking & running around with younger women will shorten his life. Or is it that mine just seems longer by comparison? I can't remember.

    Anyway, this Capon would like to point out that I did put in for those cowgirls! Fingers crossed and cockadoodle doo!

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  32. I would have entered this, but wont go back on TMP its full of arseholes that need to get a feckin life. Nice competition though Anne

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  33. Sory Anne, but not on TMP.
    Regards
    Bruno

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  34. Hey, how come I wasn't listed in the early entrants?

    Or perhaps you found out that I'm not a real man. I'm going to go sob into my appletini.

    *sob!*

    -Mad Dr mark

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