Being a female makes this especially difficult, being an Irish female makes it a crime against Nature. But I have to do this, I have to say "I was wrong". It was all a misunderstanding you see, and really it was his fault. When Fran wrote the post dedicating the Ogress to me he said "and you can name her Anne" The thing had blonde hair and I thought he meant to call it "Anne" by name. I spent the better part of the night looking at myself in the mirror and thinking "Christ, I'm getting old, but do I really look that bad?"
Now if he'd only written "Anne, you can name her" I wouldn't be in this mess.
And to help me get out of it here's Pamela Sue Anderson.
And to make me feel even worse, I find out that Francis hasn't been sleeping well because he's now the proud Daddy of a flock of baby chicks and those babies are keeping him up nights.
I'm a bad person and I'm going to Hell. It's Lent and I can't eat a doughnut until Easter. I just had to tell a man I was wrong. Please somebody, just shoot me.