A cat of extraordinary abilities, HRH convinced her human Debra to buy her a pirate ship. "Mistress, I shall sail the oceans and seek for you a Rare One worthy of your love" purred HRH with a sly wink of her eye.
HRH promptly hired an all female crew (yeah, I'll paint them) and set sail for Canada, a country she long desired to have in her possession as she'd heard the maple syrup there was to "die for".
Much to her dismay, HRH discovered that Canada already had a King. Orlin, the Eternal King of Canada ruled the land that she desired.
"Not half bad to look at" thought HRH when she saw him. And since handsome strongly correlates with stupid, HRH thought she could master him in time.
The story or Orlin and HRH continues in both my short story "Suzie Swagger and the Zombie Apocalypse" and "The Wyrm of Connemara"
HRH and Orlin are from Dark Sword Miniatures and are 32mm sculpts by Dave Summers.
TODAY I AM AUTOPOSTING. I may be sleeping when this publishes but when I wake up, I'll be around.
Well it's Monday folks and if you're Irish, you're already picturing all the things that could go wrong before Friday. So today, hope for the best and prepare for the worst. I know I will.