on your bed
With one hand
O'Leary, Anne 12-04-12
Suzie Swagger, better known as Mistress of the Seas, commanded a fleet of five ships. Unlike her contemporaries, Suizie refused to cut her hair or dress like a man in order to walk the boards of any sailing ship. So fluid was her grace when wielding a scimitar men were known to stop in the act of dying just to gaze at her. She took command of her first ship after her husband came to a quick stop after a short drop at the hands of Jack Ketch.
No death has ever been recorded for Suzie and some claim to have seen the blue of her eyes looking out from the prow of a ghostly ship that still sails the waters of the Pirate Round.
I'm pretty sure that this little lady won't have any problems whacking the head off a zombie when the time comes.
I've got all the Bushwoolies painted up and on Friday, I'll be writing about the creation and evolution of the little critters.
Well folks it's Wednesday also known as Hump Day. So if you're reading this from prison, don't bend over to pick up the soap. I know I wouldn't.