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Monday, July 16, 2012

O'Leary Stalked By Man In Tin Foil Hat

The BBC has just reported that Anne O'Leary, CEO of O'Leary Air is being stalked by a Canadian man wearing a tin foil hat.


Jim Bedwetter, a reporter with Business Inslider viewed a threatening tape mailed to Ms. O'Leary only hours ago.  "It's frightening in it's lunacy" screamed Bedwetter after being shown the video.

After viewing the tape at her headquarters in Shenanigans Pub, Ms O'Leary called a Press Conference.
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"Listen up you feckless bastards!" O'Leary shouted into the microphone. "This is clearly the work of the  Arse Licking Cat." O'Leary screamed.  "That's a Canadian wearing that tinfoil hat and that Cat's Canadian. Fer fucks sake, it's as plain as the nose on your face!!"  O'Leary took a drink of gin before continuing. "The Alliance will be moving to take immediate action against the feline offender.  Orders have been given that he be shot on sight!" she yelled.


Within hours reports of dead cats began to pour into the Garda Station in Limerick. It has yet to be confirmed if any of those bodies are indeed the body of the Arse Licking Cat.




I'm going to break through the fourth wall here. Pat Hatt over at Rhyme Time posted a video that he had made for him this morning that I wasn't prepared for.  I had no idea he was going to do it and the post you are reading is a very quick response to his post thrown together with stock panels from my previous posts.  I'm not asking that you go look at the video as it really is quite disturbing. It was so clever of Pat, that I just couldn't let it go unpunished.

63 comments:

  1. It was a piece of arse licking brilliance!

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    1. Whose side are you on big guy. Mine or the Cats (question mark).

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    2. Go Cat, Go Cat go Cat! Isn't that cat food?

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    3. Two on my side now, damn the cat is good.

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    4. @Ray, you're time is gonna come Rousell!!!!

      @Pat if the big Irishman is really on your side you'll see the biggest public fight in the history of the blogosphere!!

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    5. Awesome, I hope he is on my side then haha

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  2. hahahaha none of them look like the cat, and since I'm here you have not shot me or any of your cronies. Maybe you need a bigger reward or something like that. But with my tin foil hat guy he can detect incoming trespassers, so I will never lose. See there are perks to having the crazy loon join you hahaha after all he is soooo in love.

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    1. I'm going to be spending the day scrubbing myself with a wire brush after that Cat!! I've already warned you that I'll be bringing out the big guns soon. Irish guilt!! It's going to eat you from the inside out, like a rapidly growing cancer it will consume you and make you wish you were never born!!

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    2. LMAO but no matter what comes due, I beat you to the punch and made you scrub all day long. That can never be taken away and the cat will always revel in it well cuddling up to the viking woman.

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    3. Oh feck it! You did pull off a good one Cat. I'd have to break obscenity laws to top that one. There's a reason that I've never issued a Challenge to you ya bastard!

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    4. hahaha some laws are meant to be broken haha, afraid of what the cat would do?

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    5. Irish guilt! You may be doomed Cat!

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    1. Poor kitty my arse! Have you seen that feckin' video (question mark)

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    2. Ok, now I did, and.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I have to agree on one thing. Sexy you are a thousand fold.

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  4. hahaha, I underestimated that Cat. He is more than just pringle can poo and rhyming rear.
    But Anne, you beat him to it with this post. That tin foil guy is creepy, better take restraining order.

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    1. I'm afraid that I underestimated the bastard too. I'm not wasting time on a restraining order, I'm on my to buy a missile launcher!!

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    2. LOL the cat will go as far as need be to win, I think I've proven my point.

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    3. Missile Launcher is good, you show them who is the boss Anne, they both are messing with wrong Lassie.

      That toothless sapless tinfoil stalker of yours, is he Cat's God or Goddess?

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    4. haha he's not God of the cat, as he is just some underlying of Anne's, worshipping her from afar.

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    5. Well Cat he better do it from far far away or he'll be missing more than his teeth!!

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    6. hahahaha I'll send the message along, but he might get a thrill out of that.

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    7. I think I have some launchers in stock...for a sizable fee that is! Come visit the black-market of blogonia! Destructive weapons at a competitive price! First come, first serve... or to the highest bidder! But you must act now, supplies are limited!

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    8. I think I have some missile launchers! Come visit the black market of Blogonia, where we offer destructive weapons at a reasonable price! First come first serve basis...or to the highest bidder!

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  5. I typically feel sorry for the people who cross you really. They don't tend to live for very long. At least, not without being full of shame and defeat.

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    1. The defeat lies in the shame. And the Cat will know guilt and shame in the next few weeks.

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  6. What the hell has he done now? I go away on vacation and he thinks it's time to attack? How dare he??? Let me go take a peek at his shenanigans!

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    1. Hello General Elsie!! I'm glad to see you've arrived at your homeland safely. The Cat pulled an epic one today. Shocked even me with this one. Plans are afoot.....

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    2. that is why we've sent general Elsington to New York... the mission starts there, although it is being planned in the Shenanigans Pub ... and we don't know what it is, but it is something......

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    3. My mission is complete and I even gained access to Trump's Tower while I was plotting and scheming. I'm back and the plans are ready as you requested!!

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    4. you will be issued an official thank you proclamation and a medal for the mission, general Elsington!

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    5. I love shiny things! *ahem* I mean, thank you! I am honored and will wear the medal with pride!

      (plus, I gathered lots of gossip about the wretchedly evil cat too....)

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  7. LOL a Twilight poster at the wall in Satan's lair. ... :)))

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    1. Satan loves Twilight almost as much as he loves Harry Plodder.

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    2. and Katie Holmes (when she's not trying to take away his daughter from him.....)

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  8. That is a bit on the disturbing side. Excuse me while I go shower again.

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    1. Imagine how I felt when I saw it. I'll never be clean again after that.

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    2. LMAO maybe your new outside cat can give you a good licking to get clean

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  9. Great counter attack, Anne!! Bravo, Bravo!!! Don't let that cat push us around ;)

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    1. the cat is weeping in the corner after this counter attack on his shameless launch on the Alliance!

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    2. Pfft this doesn't even hold a candle to mine, sorry you lose this one.

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  10. Yay the return of the CEO of O'Leary Air! I'll have to check out the video, but in the meantime, death to cats! That's the message, right, to slaughter fluffy things?

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  11. Yay the return of the CEO of O'Leary Air! I'll have to check out the video, but in the meantime, death to cats! That's the message, right, to slaughter fluffy things?

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  12. Yay the return of the CEO of O'Leary Air! I'll have to check out the video, but in the meantime, death to cats! That's the message, right, to slaughter fluffy things?

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  13. That post kind of disturbed me too, the video that is, it's a really weird one haha. I just can't get how serious he's being or if it's a joke or what, I think I'm getting increasingly worse at working any of these things out haha.

    I wouldn't worry too much though Anne, that guy wouldn't know what hit him if he ever came near you haha.

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  14. "She is a deserving and she deserves the likes of MEEEEEEEEEEEE, oh yes. I want to join the Alliance, to help her, to love her, to show her what a gorgeous sexy woman she REALLLLLYYYYY is huuuuhuuhhhuuuuuuu." It just doesn't get any creepy the more times I watch it, what is that huhhhuuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuuuuu noise even supposed to be?!?!?! :P

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  15. The Canadian wearing the tinfoil hat looks like the deranged offspring of Quentin Tarantino (which may be an oxymoron), so I suggest you proceed with caution. If you need back-up, let me know. Got my arsenal at the ready.

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  16. Oh, my...this is hilariously funny ~ But great for you to counter - attack ~

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  17. I laughed. This is so.. cute. Ahah

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  18. That is so scary will I be able to sleep tonight? or ever?

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  19. That effin cat is always up to no good!

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  20. Anne,
    were you able to sleep at night? That tin foil man is giving me nightmares..huuuuhuuu hooohuuuhoooooo Anne Anne

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  21. I'll shoot him down for ya! Just give me a good price, and he'll be taken care of. Courtesy a fat writer.

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  22. Oh my word...how in the he'll did I miss this?

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  23. And i meant hell. Not he'll...

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  24. I dont like that tin foil man....

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  25. I knew Satan was a Twilight fan. I hope you get that cat good Anne, and watch out that tin foil hat guy looks scary/crazy!

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  26. I'm on your side Anne! And my cat to, she doesn't like that cat! She says he's behaving bad for a cat!

    PS: I had a look at that video, can't you be banned on youtube for such videos? :-D

    Greetings
    Peter
    http://peterscave.blogspot.be/

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  27. Too funny :) Yes, I saw that video at Pats but didn't realize it was a special attack.

    .......dhole

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