The BBC has just reported that Anne O'Leary, CEO of O'Leary Air is being stalked by a Canadian man wearing a tin foil hat.
Jim Bedwetter, a reporter with Business Inslider viewed a threatening tape mailed to Ms. O'Leary only hours ago. "It's frightening in it's lunacy" screamed Bedwetter after being shown the video.
After viewing the tape at her headquarters in Shenanigans Pub, Ms O'Leary called a Press Conference.
"Listen up you feckless bastards!" O'Leary shouted into the microphone. "This is clearly the work of the Arse Licking Cat." O'Leary screamed. "That's a Canadian wearing that tinfoil hat and that Cat's Canadian. Fer fucks sake, it's as plain as the nose on your face!!" O'Leary took a drink of gin before continuing. "The Alliance will be moving to take immediate action against the feline offender. Orders have been given that he be shot on sight!" she yelled.
Within hours reports of dead cats began to pour into the Garda Station in Limerick. It has yet to be confirmed if any of those bodies are indeed the body of the Arse Licking Cat.
I'm going to break through the fourth wall here. Pat Hatt over at Rhyme Time posted a video that he had made for him this morning that I wasn't prepared for. I had no idea he was going to do it and the post you are reading is a very quick response to his post thrown together with stock panels from my previous posts. I'm not asking that you go look at the video as it really is quite disturbing. It was so clever of Pat, that I just couldn't let it go unpunished.