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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Thank You Bersercules

As most of you know by now I have defeated my Evil Nemesis Bersercules and I now hold the title of The Master Of The Universe.  The men of Ireland drew in more pageviews than the women of Ireland did as I knew they would do.

Rather than crow about my victory over the wiley Canadian I thought I'd thank him instead.

Brittney Spears

Brittney Spears is Bersercules favorite hotty so I've put a picture of her up here for him. It took me hours to find a tasteful picture of this woman, but I did it.  Every time I Googled her name in Google automatically filled in Brittney Spears bald.

Bersercules was the first blogger to share his email address and to see me as more than just a follower and he was the one who taught me the joys of playing with my fellow bloggers. We had a wonderful time one night running back and forth from each others blogs making jokes about worm holes and rifts in the space-time dimension because we blog in different time zones.  

I also want to thank all the women who swarmed this page to look at the gorgeous men of Ireland. Our men seem to have something "extra", something you can't quite put your finger on.

Jamie Dornan

I think you can see from this picture of Jamie Dornan what that "something extra" is. We Irishwomen have tried for centuries to keep this fact a secret from the rest of the world, lest our island be swarmed by women wanting to mate with our men. Well the secrets "out there" and I expect to see a rise in tourism to Ireland very soon. 

I have quite a few new people who are gamers/painters reading my blog now and I want to direct this next bit towards them. The primary function of this blog is to brighten up otherwise dreary days by giving people a fun place to come to. It's can be bawdy and it can be poignant as well. There is serious art combined with comedy. And there is a lively comments section as well and it can sometimes get outrageous with multiple conversations taking place at once. If you don't want to comment during these times, I completely understand. 

I will be posting my first W.I.P. on Saturday and hope to see you then.

59 comments:

  1. It took you hours to find a tasteful picture of this woman hahaha. Somehow I keep seeing a bald woman who reminds me of her.

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    1. It was so funny when I went looking for a pic of her. Most of them were pics of her fat, drunk, bald or all three.

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  2. Haha, you certainly brighten up my dreary days Anne :D

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    1. We aim to please here Templar, we aim to please.

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  3. You are gracious in victory. Clearly. Otherwise you'd have posted one of those bald Brittney's instead. Then again, how do you know that isn't the look on her he prefers? Some people may go for the inner crazy made manifest. It might be interesting if everyone was seen both at their best and how they'd look in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Imagine this Jamie fellow.. missing an eye,scar tissue down half his face, long patchy singed hair sticking up at odd angles and tattoo of a crazed clown on his chest while wielding a stop sign like a giant axe. he might just run off with bald Brittney into the neon sunset.

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    1. That's good Ferret. I'm getting the visual on that one right now and it's killing me. I can't imagine how I'd look. No wait, I can and it's just too horrible to consider.

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  4. The fact that it took you so long to find a decent pic of Britney is awesome! I look forward to your posts - even though blogger has been rotten to me lately and not letting me play as much as I like!!

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    1. Blogger has been such a bitch lately. My Google Reader wasn't working for a while, peoples posts aren't showing up and the thing takes an age to load. They always find a way to make something that works just fine and ruin it. It's nice to see you back!!

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    2. Blogger has been a bitch for over a year. I actually needed a friend's expertise to get rid of some of the mistakes in the Blogger template. The only thing that still needs to be fixed is those threaded comments. Next!

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  5. sadly not all the hot Irish men are on my Luas in the morning... just some oompah loompah girls...le sigh

    Can you occasionally post more hot men pictures? That would brighten up my day a lot.

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    1. You can count on it. I'm posting hot men on a more regular basis for all of us women!!

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  6. Can't say that pic's of Irish, or any other, blokes do it for me, nor does Britney for that matter. Glad you are enjoying the victory and I look forward to the WIP.

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    1. I've got four figures on the painting table right now and am having a great time with them. One is another Dark sword and three are Malifaux.

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  7. Well I'm sure he'll be pleased. I wasn't totally aware that there was such a thing as a tasteful picture of Britney Spears. I've talked to him through emails as well and as you can tell by our podcasts, we have a lot of fun. He's an all round awesome guy.

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    1. Bersercules is a great guy and I'm glad I met him on here. You two are really good together. The tasteful pics of this woman are few and far between.

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  8. Oh, My, God. I should have came here before I took my shower. Jamie Dornan is so yum!!! And Britt Britt? Oh, I love her!! I have a post of her hanging on my ceiling about my bed :) Maybe I shouldn't tell people that...lol

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    1. You said you wanted more Jamie Dornan, so I game you "more". We won't tell anyone about the Britney thing, it's our little secret.

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    2. Ohh, I got more!! I keep coming back just to stare :) Besides, it's even more delicious knowing that help us ladies win!!

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    3. Nothing can beat these men, not even cheating Canadians can outdo this kind of power!

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  9. Well done Anne, it's good of you to Canadians a bone or the extra in Dormans pants!

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    1. You just sided against me and The Alliance with Pat that foul feline offender. How dare you. Jesus Christ man, I've been loyal to you to a fault and you stab me in the back? It's go time, so you better put your boxing gloves on. You may be bigger than me, but I'm quick and I'm deadly!!

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  10. I have to admit I was surprised at the Bersecules loss, at least he put up a good fight though! That cats cheats with two failed to come due too.

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    1. Don't mention that cats name in my presence!! Oh pay back will be coming do soon. The Alliance is already preparing a counter strike!!

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    2. hahahahahaha the cat loves all the attention

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    3. I'm preparing my counter-assault as we speak cat!!

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    4. hahahaha should be fun to see what you give a run. Better to it before the cat skips the border though or it won't have the same effect.

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    5. I caught the ebil cat cheating at least six times that day over at Twitter.... and he wasn't hunting for tweety birds there...

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  11. I see. The 'something' is front poop/bulge in da pants.

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  12. The first thing I thought of when I saw Britney, and you confirmed it, was her with the shaved head smashing a car with an umbrella. A very gracious win, much better than wagging an Irish man's schlong in his face...oh wait, you did that too. Damn, talk about having your cake and eating it too. Well done.

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    1. I didn't think about it that way Pickle. But now that you've said it, it was a brilliant plan!

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  13. Unfortunately a tasteful picture of Britney looks like it is about 12 years ago. That's a rough stretch.
    Look forward to the WIP.

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    1. I almost had to go back to her Disney days to find one that didn't make her look like a train wreck! Working on those figures now!!

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  14. I need to make a reservation on Irish Air please, ASAP. Just for a short stay...in Ireland... =P

    I met Bersercules through you and I'm glad I did. His reviews always make me laugh. You are so classy to put up a decent picture of Britney for him. A kinder person than I would have been for sure.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one Blogger is giving fits. My reader isn't populating correctly either. Grrr!

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    1. He's a great guy isn't he and so much fun to goof off with. My Reader won't load half the time anymore and some peoples blogs aren't updating. They should just have left well enough alone.

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  15. Good day. Just stopped in to say hello.

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  16. Besercules should be grateful you took the hours needed to find a decent pic of her. The cat just would have slapped up a bald one and been done...hahaha That woman is just a nutcase anyway. But yeah he is great as well, did a wonderful job with the first children's book at my nook.

    Can't say the cat gets the it factor, but he might chew on some hair. Would that be fair?....haha...and yes those gamers should run far away for the cat will blab on all day. Sadly though you might not be around much more, as the cat blew up your shore. Too bad soo sad and with all those dishes you have to pick up you may be a while getting back on. The cat loves it! And no penguin man around either, I guess those elephant tranqs have knocked him out good, or he went boom over the doom.

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    1. You are dead meat cat. Our surveillance cameras have been busy for weeks and we're about to unveil the ugly truth behind the rhyming cat. And speaking of elephants, we've got some interesting video of what you do with elephants at your lair.

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    2. Bring it on, for the cat just knows the likes of the alliance don't understand such delicate things as cats and elephants and others stuff. The cat will always win and chew on the dead meat for something to do as well.

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  17. OVERALL Brittney's pretty cute, but without a bra on, her tits look like two lemons in a wet paper sack.

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    1. I saw pics of her with saggy boob syndrome and decided not to post those as I felt they might cause trauma to all you men.

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  18. it is a sad day...a sad sad day....but there is hope after careful examination of the Irish landmarks you are drawing attention to...i might be part irish...smiles.

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    1. We'll just have to ask your wife about that Brian!

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  19. I have to see Britney Spears AND a half naked Irish guy? It's like punishment to me! (No offense to Bersercules, she's just not my cup of tea)

    I am looking forward, though, to your WIP (so long as it doesn't include Britney or naked Irishmen).

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    1. The figures I'll be posting are all of scantily clad females. There are four bodacious beauties in the lot.

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  20. Before reading the post, when I saw Britney picture, I was thinking why no bald picture of hers?
    Yep, even one time I heard people using "Britney" instead of shaving, bald, tonsure etc.,
    I am planning to go Britney, that guy went Britney long time ago. She looks like Barbie but not Britney Barbie and all such. :)
    That Jamie guy looks awesome handsome.
    "Irish food and Irish coffee, I tell yeah"? or it is in Irish water?
    Oh my, I would love to stereotype all good-looking men as Irish.

    I wish that Irish has something equivalent to Swiz Nobel prize and Hollywood walk of fame kind and dedicate your own star for boosting tourism and some women group honor you with title as "Irish godmommy of eyecandy" posts or something.

    You rock Anne.

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    1. Irish Godmommy of eyecandy, I love that!! I'll take that title and wear it with pride. There's nothing like pandering my own people to promote my blog and increase tourism to my country to boot!!

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  21. methinks me just saw a big bulge on Dornan.... /gigglesuncontrollably/
    Oh, thank God for tight boxers when they're not on my own flubber blubber :)

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    1. Lovely isn't it. I told you our men were special and they're horny bastards too. Can go at it for hours and hours.

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    2. we've seen it in Colin Farrell's case :) Many times, we've seen it .... /shy/

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  22. Yay Anne! Thanks for winning so graciously! You're a great competiter!

    A hot picture of that hottie Britney Spears!? For me? I feel like I'm the winner! Bald pictures? been a while since I saw them, I gotta go google B.S.! (Her initials are funny...)

    We certianly have had many fun times goofing off on the internet! and I hope we have many more!

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    1. I remembered that she was your favorite so I wanted to say thanks to you. I never noticed the initial thing!!

      We have at least one more title to compete for "The Overloard Of The Underworld" But I think we'll wait a while on that one!

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  23. I'm going back to the pictures of the Irish women. They look much better ;-)

    Greetings
    Peter
    http://peterscave.blogspot.com/

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  24. I've come to this thread late Anne, after your interrupting post.

    Britney - what a waste of a talent. She had it all and blew it, lovely looking lass in her day but like you say all you see nowadays is the bald pics.

    Congrats on your victory once again. I do think the Irish colleens are hotter than the blokes though

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  25. Aw Anne, that's so nice of you! I'm not sure he deserved it (since Brit Spears isn't Irish or anything..) but you're too kind. Thank you

    for not posting her music instead.

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  26. I'd like to put just more than my finger on that little bit extra;)

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  27. No wonder women swarms your blog. You post semi-naked pictures of hunky men with a distracting bulge. I quite enjoyed that picture of Britney Spears though.

    Also, have I mentioned "bulge"?

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