In the last episode of The Alliance vs The Arse Licking Cat aka Pat Hatt it appeared as if The Angry Lurker had betrayed Anne O'Leary, CEO of O'Leary Air. Or had he.....
On a deserted airfield a plane lands and a large man disembarks. Could it be?
Why yes, it appears as if the Dictator of Franonia has flown into Serbia for a secret meeting with The Alliance.
Anne O'Leary, CEO of O'Leary Air escorted the Dictator to Shenanigans Pub for his covert meeting with Dez, the co-founder of The Alliance.
Under deep cover (of a straw cowboy hat) the Lurker turned over the intelligence he gathered while doing recon on the domicile of the Arse Licking Cat.
What follows may be to horrible for those of gentle spirit.
The feline offender was caught red-pawed looking at "kitty porn"
Despite the Cat's friend Emilio's effort at clawing the cameraman this video was filmed during broad daylight.
Rumors that the Cat's long time paramour, the Viking Lady, had given birth to their spawn were confirmed.
The child, who has feet like a chimpanzee was seen feeding himself beer.
And an act so heinous even the Pope cried was filmed later that day.
In a subterranean level of his domicile, the Cat shoots human children out of the arse end of an elephant.
Now I ask you people of the world "Should this feline offender not be wiped from the face of the earth?"
And the last remaining question to be answered. "Has Anne O'Leary defected to Rayonia"
Not bloody likely. I did manage to gather some intel while on my "visit" to Rayonia and I smuggled it across the border in the one place neither Ray nor any of his men would dare to look.
In me knickers.
I've got a little time to play with you Hooligans today and I'd like to have some fun. Later this evening I'm off to hospital to be with the love of my life who is now awake.