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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Anne O'Leary Takes On The Angry Lurker

The shocking news that two Irish people are engaged in a smack-down of epic proportions is rocking the blogosphere.  The Irish are known the world over for their tolerance, their gentleness when dealing with each other and their short memories (insert sarcasm here).  What could possibly have rattled the cage of the normally sanguine Anne O'Leary, CEO of O'Leary Air and co-founder of The Irish/Serbian Gossip Alliance?

Has anyone seen this man?

In a public statement made last week The Angry Lurker aka Fran, the Dictator of Franonia sided with Pat Hatt aka as The Arse Licking Cat in in an altercation between the feline offender and The Alliance.

The face of an innocent woman.

O'Leary who is known as a woman of gentle speech and who is known to rarely cuss "flipped her shit" after hearing of the betrayal.  The diminutive O'Leary was heard to threaten the big Irishman by "throwing dishes at him" and by "shaking him so hard his teeth rattle in his head."  



Dez, longtime friend of O'Leary and co-founder of the Alliance was heard to say "I'm so shocked I can't move" and "Annzie, the lurking snake bites you."

In a recent post Angry stirred the pot by suggesting that O'Leary is planning to defect to Rayonia. The Dictators followers responded by enthusiastically demanding the death/stoning/shooting of O'Leary.

The question "What is behind the Lurker's betrayal?" remains unanswered. Speculation runs wild with some insisting that the Lurker had to have been bought off by the poo eating Cat, while others claim it was nothing more than a momentary lapse of reason on the part of the Dictator.  Conspiracy theories are beginning to circulate that the two Irish people hatched this mad scheme on their own in order to infiltrate both the headquarters of The Arse Licking Cat and the rebel Ray of Rayonia.

Stay tuned to this blog for further updates.

News on The Hubby:  The Hubby's surgery is scheduled to take place on Tuesday of next week. Thanks to all of you for your concern and your prayers.




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  1. It's good to see things that are going on, under a different, more elegant perspective...
    Will stay tuned Anne!
    Have a great day and good luck with your husband's surgery!! :)

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    1. We do try to stay classy over here Thanos!!

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  2. This is going to get messy. Innocent and not so innocent bystanders are going to get caught in the crossfire!

    All best wishes for hubby and you for next week. Here's hoping for a successful outcome.

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    1. There's sure to be some casualties involved in this thing, but we'll try to keep the collateral damage under control!! You might want to wear a flack jacket when you come to visit my blog for a while!

      Thank you, the same doc that did the emergency surgery last year is heading this up and that gives us some confidence.

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  3. A sit down with a couple of pints and all will be well :-D
    I´m taking my beer wagons to The villiage of Styrow-on-the-foam for the duration.
    Cheers
    paul
    PS..all the best with the op.

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    1. I was hoping to enlist the aid of your beer wagons in the coming war. We could use a morale officer around here Paul!

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  4. Ah, so official and suspenseful!! >.>..

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    1. I never really know how these things will turn out until I make them up D4. But the Cat is sure to go down in flames, the only thing I have to determine is how big I want to build that bonfire!!

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  5. You know me cailin I'm just your typical Irishman, good luck with the surgery above all else........

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    1. I know you are and that's why I have to yell at you sometimes. It brings back fond memories of home where people know how to have a proper fight.

      Thank you Angry, we're hoping for the best.

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  6. Holy hell! I'm gone for a few days and all this shit hits the fan!! Can't wait to see what happens next!

    Keep us posted about the surgery....still thinking of you all!

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    1. The big Irishman was lucky it wasn't him that hit the fan. I'll be doing the followup on this tomorrow or Friday.

      Thank you Mel, we've got our fingers crossed!

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  7. OHH, IT'S ON! BOY, IS IT FRICKIN' ON!

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  8. As soon as one is away, folks start hacking and slaying each other... tz tz tz...

    All the best for hubby!

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    1. I know, you cursed us Mojo! Everything was just fine until you left and bingo bango, before you know it, there's fight.

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  9. This will seriously upset the balance of power between Franonia & Royonia. Should prove interesting.

    Still hoping for good surgery results for you!

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    1. The rumors are already destroying Rays health. He's not sleeping or eating for fear that I'm not going to back Rayonia.

      Thank you, we appreciate it. The wookie will win!!

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  10. I can't wait to see what happens next even if sometimes this Alliance thing does confuse me haha! Best of luck to your husband as well Anne.

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    1. The best way to think of it is like this "The Alliance exists to rid the world of evil poo eating cats"

      Thank you Matthew

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  11. I remember being on your side on his post about you defecting. At least I think I was. I think I said it would be a shame if we had to take care of you. I have a very short term memory. Maybe I'm part Irish? You really need to stop getting in to fights with everyone though Anne. You lost the last one too. Plus you always make me choose sides when I don't want to. This is a man who has nuclear arms and an army at his command.

    I really hope the hubby's surgery goes well though, and that this is the start of a better future for him.

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    1. You wanted me killed Mark!! You were on the side of might instead of the side of right!!

      Thank you Mark, I hope so too.

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  12. Heh.. seeing this over at Angry's blog.. and have to see the other side.. indeed it is heating up around here..

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    1. You see he didn't tell the whole story did he? It was a one sided biased account slanted to put me in a bad light!!

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  13. First of all, good luck with the surgery. That's the most important thing right now!
    I've seen that post of the Lurker and I still think it's his Pamela :-D You look much better ;-)

    Greetings
    Peter
    http://peterscave.blogspot.com/

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    1. He wishes it was Pamela Peter. But I'll take the compliment!

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  14. That's insider info and detailed report. Hope he learnt his lesson and wouldn't try to mess with you again. I put Pat hatt in costume in my blod, wanted some suggestions from you to roast him. Without you he had running wild.

    Waiting with fingers crossed till may 22, best wishes Anne.

    About Irish people , cool ;) they aren't just good looking, ah?

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    1. I shouldn't have any trouble with coming up with ways to roast that evil cat. I wouldn't count on the big Irishman to behave himself, he's bound to piss me off again, he can't help it, it's in his nature to do it!

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    2. Good the big irishmman will piss you off will the cat goes to your garden and pisses on it..lol

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    3. I've put bear traps in my gardens cat along with some cat nip. Here kitty kitty...

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  15. I wouldn't want to incur the wrath of the CEO of O'Leary Air. I've seen her rage which is usually unfocused and burns as bright as a thousand suns. To dare poke that sleeping beast (not that she's a beast...ha ha...please don't hurt me, it's just a metaphor) is like the ant setting up the magnifying glass over itself.
    I echo everyone's hopes and best wishes for next Tuesday.

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    1. I'm quite scary when I get mad aren't I? The cat is definitely going down, we'll see what the fate of the Lurker is in a future post!

      Thank you Pickle

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  16. Oh man, what will happen next?

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    1. Even I won't know that until I sit down and write the post. It's wonderful being The Master Of The Universe!!

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  17. Very best wishes for Tuesday Anne. Thoughts and prayers are with you guys. Looking forward to the next news report about your apparent defection to Rayonia.

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    1. Thank you Rodger.

      There will be a resolution to these events soon I hope as the suspense is killing poor Ray!

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  18. Smells like WW3 is brewing! I ask that all parties refrain from using nuclear tactics! Be kind to our atmosphere! Oh, and I can't stand the smell of burnt hair...maybe find another way to off that damn cat?

    Best wishes to you and your hubby!

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    1. Setting that cat on fire would be too easy!! He's going to be shamed to the depths of his evil soul when I reveal what I have on file. He'll die from the shame of it all!!

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  19. After I saw that pretty blonde woman, I forgot what this post was about. Good lord, who is that?

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    1. Thank you Bama, you are ever the gentleman.

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  20. Oh how I love these debacles. Always makes me smile. Love how you have the picture "face of an innocent woman" LOL. We are all hoping for the best for your husband Anne!

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    1. I know, it's a fine pickle that Angry has gotten himself into isn't it? There may be hope for him yet, but that cat gets no mercy from the Alliance!!

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  21. It was a scandal of international spectre! God forbid that Jonathan Rhys Meyers betrays us cowardly like that too!
    And look at our innocent faces and cleavages against that Lurking offender's face! The truth is on our side, Annzie!
    I will be sending you an e-mail later on today.

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    1. The Alliance is always on the side of justice, though it be maliciously attacked by outside forces. We stand short, we stand cute and we stand with boobies that are perky!!

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  22. LMAO - you surely are the face of innocence, Anne! I never even thought about a scheme to trick the cat...good idea. I can't wait for the update on this whole thing. I hope that you will settle this with a Beer Summit.

    Good luck to The Hubby. My thoughts and prayers are with all of you. =)

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    1. The Alliance will drink champagne at the cats funeral!! He thought he had us beat, that arrogant silly creature, but he was wrong. He's DOOOOMED. I already beat one Canadian, I think I can beat one more!!

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    2. It's only fair that the cat meet his ill fate; after all he's done to us! That wretched thing is bringing fleas to my bay now. I think you can beat him too!

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    3. He brought fleas to your knees? Don't let it happen!!! That's horrible fate!!

      Elsie, walk around with Raid in your hand. Not in your purse or your sweater pocket..in your hand! hahaha

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    4. I wonder where does that cat get his flees? Any theories my lady allies?

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    5. I will be sure to keep the Raid handy. You see how ebil that cat is, Jax?? Just when he was trying to lure you in...

      Hmmm, where does he get his fleas? I wonder if they are breeding amongst the piles of Pringles cans?

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    6. Yes fleas on knees come in pringle cans of poo, for you all to have. The cat just wants to share.

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    7. As long as it ain't those magical fleas that take us to the shampoo-less island! Bleh!!!!

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    8. The fleas come from his Viking woman. She has quite the infestation in her nether regions where the cat tends to spend a log of his time.

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    9. That Viking woman is one nasty thang isn't she? No wonder the cat is so drawn to her. Just think, the cat is locked away today while Pat is spending time away. Ha ha cat!!

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    10. my theory is that Patrick likes when something is biting his bum, even when it's only the fleas :)

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    11. Pffft my bum is fine and oh so divine, so who care if something bites, unless it leaves heart shapes at night, that just hurts.

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  23. May the best outcome from the surgery be to your husband and family. And, ha ha ha ha ...why can't we all just get along!?

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    1. We're Irish Jay and we're prone to fighting with each other every now and again. It's a small island, everybody knows everybody and nothing much ever happens, so we brawl just to liven things up!!

      Thank you Jay, we remain hopeful.

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  24. Wishing you guys the best with surgery. I like your new blog setup, as well. Fun and bright. Very full of spring. I still haven't decorated my blog yet. Soon though.

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    1. I redid this at Easter. It was Spring and time to get rid of the black and bring in some light colors and some flowers. Good luck with your new job!

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    2. Thanks, my second job is going well. Worked twice there this week and have one more day, then three more days at the other kitchen.

      But for today, I have off. I'm still in my jams. Later I'll shower and then get into fresh jams.

      And that's my day.

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    3. That sounds like the best way to spend a day off. You are busy with both jobs Whisk. Are you still couponing?

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  25. Pffft you will never ever trick the cat, he sees things coming from a mile away. The cat didn't even have to buy him off, he just saw the cat was on the winning side and chose to join it. Now the cat must go back to licking his arse for nothing here scares me one bit.

    Hope all goes well with the surgery, prayers sent your way.

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    1. May you choke on the crusty underarm hair of your Viking woman and may your offspring live long enough to commit Patricide! Now go lick your arse while the Alliance determines your fate!!

      Thank you Pat, we appreciate you prayers a great deal.

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    2. Bah I will just spit it back out, plus it adds flavor to the poo I lick off my bum and digests it rather well, so all is swell. The alliance can do whatever it wishes for they will be sleeping with the fishes

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    3. The Alliance will stuff you into the intestines of sheep and serve you up like Haggis cat!!

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    4. Ewwww the cat would run away and dodge with all his ocd might before ever letting that come due.

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  26. That is a wonderful photo! You like the starlet of an old black&white film.

    I saw this today and thought of you:
    http://cdn2.diggstatic.com/story/global_warming_quote_of_the_week/o.png

    I hope the surgery goes well. <3
    xoxoxo

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    1. Thank you Mich. There's nothing Mick won't say for a bit of publicity. But he really hates the environazi's. He suggested that we shoot the feckers in head once and did it in public. Be's my hero!!

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  27. Prayers and good vibes to you and the hubby! Here's to a successful surgery and a speedy recovery! xo

    Oh, the alliance is back at war? You think the Irish would stick together!!! The alliance needs to be careful with this one before it starts a civil war!

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    1. And then the cat comes and wipes them both out. I win once more! Go do a civil war!

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    2. There will be no civil war between the Irish!! Knock down drag out fights yes, but no war.

      Oh you silly, silly cat. When will you ever learn that you were beaten before you ever began. The Alliance will crush you!!

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    3. Pfft the cat is still here after all your fear. So bring it on, as I'll just poo on your lawn

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  28. The scumbag dictator of Franonia needs a dressing down or two and your the gal for the job!!!! I shall make you my second in command and Minister of Properganda if you so wish to hop over the border and join the righteous Rebels of Rayonia?

    All the best for hubby!!

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    1. Annzie, we need to consider Ray's offer, with rebels of Rayonia on the side of the Alliance, we would have no enemies whatsoever!

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    2. Ray, we'll take your offer under advisement. I will issue a public statement at a later date. Stay tuned!!!


      @Dez we'd have Franonia as an enemy and they have nuclear weapons. Let's meet at Shenanigans pub later and formulate our plan for destroying the cat and obtaining Intergalactic domination!!

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    3. we shall hold our royal council in the pub then! Summon all our allies and all supporters of the anticat movement.

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  29. Wow theres a lot going on here! Everyones betraying everyone else. One things for sure. I'm not secretly masterminding this with crazy cunning and sneeky trickery. I have nothing to do with any of this.

    I hope your husbands surgery goes well. My thoughts are with you both.

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    1. Methinks thou dost protest too much my Evil Nemesis!! You and that cat are secretly brothers and I know it!! One day the news of this will leak out and you'll be unmasked!!

      Thank you Bersercules.

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  30. wow, seriously how do you keep up with all the plot lines...smiles...its a game of whose knife is in whose back...lol...

    glad for the update on hubs...still praying...smiles.

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    1. We've been writing the Alliance saga for months now and new people are coming in on each side. Jax is now one of cats minions and Elsie has joined the Alliance. One thing will never change--The Alliance will destroy The Arse Licking Cat!!

      Thank you for your prayers Brian.

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  31. Good luck with the surgery!

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  32. You're the Master of the Universe now, Anne. Teaming up against you might be the most appropriate course of action to ensure the survival of their people (and cats). Still, it'll take more than tanks and cats to bring you down, so expect them to recruit more people to their side.

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  33. So this is how world war three starts...

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    1. World War!? Be right back, going to live inside a bomb shelter for the next 10 years.

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  34. oh man, I take a few days off from blogging and I miss the blogger battle of the century!

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  35. Hi Anne, just wanted to say hello, hope everything is doing ok, happy father's day to your hubby and hope that the day went fine.

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