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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Jesus Christ She's Back

After someone has been gone from blogger for a week, people begin to wonder if you've committed blogocide.  Well I haven't.  I've arisen from the grave and returned to the blogoshpere.

Kinda like Jesus.

My niece took a load of pictures of me and she kept saying "Aunty, now give me a sultry look."  And I would reply "Jaysus, the last time I looked sultry I wound up pregnant. Just edit in the sultry for me."


 

This is the infamous Leilon dancing with the Easter bunny.  The first thing you'll notice is that she doesn't look a thing like me.  As a matter of fact, she doesn't look like any of us. I used this fact to torture her as a child. "Why you must be adopted Leilon, because you don't look a feckin' thing like the rest of us. I wonder where you came from?"  One day I came home and found myself in loads of trouble that I wasn't expecting. She'd gone into our parents room and upended all the drawers. Our dad found her and asked her what the hell did she think she was doing and Leilon replied "I'm looking for my adoption papers." My dad beat me half way to Sunday that night.



This is her racing the Easter bunny down the drive. Now don't think she didn't get even with me for torturing her, because she did.  On Easter Sunday she told me every time a boy came to pick me up at the house she'd ask, "Are you a virgin?" and "Are you going to marry my sister?"

The Hubby didn't make this trip with me and The Spawn as he was not able. He went to his parents house and will be home this weekend.

I'll be out and about reading blogs today and please be patient with me as I'm going to be trying to catch up with a lot of people and it will probably take me through Thursday to get it all done.



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    1. I have come back from another space/time dimension. Actually, I lose 5 hours on the way over and gain 5 hours on the way back and it feels like I'm in another dimension right now.

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  2. Beat your young ass did he, hahahaha. Pretty lady there, who is that?

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    1. He knocked me across the room is what he did

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    1. You men, always messing with our heads!! I like your hat!

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    2. :) It's fun. Thank you, I like your hair ;)

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    3. My hair used to be really long and I promised the Hubby I'd never cut it. But one day I just got tired of it, went to the beauty shop and said "whack it off" Hubby is still mad at me for that.

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  4. Welcome back! I think you mentioned being away a bit too much for anyone to think you'd committed blogicide, but all the same it's nice to see you were off torturing others for a while. Also, your niece is awesome. You shoulda given her some sultry.

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    1. She's a professional photographer. She took a lot of shots of me, I gave her what I thought was sultry in one of them, but I think I just looked sleepy!

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  5. About time! Geez taking a whole week off how dare you?..lol...Poor Dez has been losing the fight with the cat, your alliance is in jeopardy...haha

    Looks like a fun time was had in your homeland and so fun picking on siblings as well. Glad the Easter Bunny stopped for some fun, after pooping out all those eggs he needs a break every once in a while.

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    1. The Bunny was played by Leilons' girlfriend. It scared the hell out of one of my great nephews though.

      You will never win against the Irish/Serbian Alliance!

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    2. haha well a grown person dressed as a bunny can be scary.

      Pfft the alliance is already beat, it died out while you were gone. See Dez isn't even around anymore, the penguins drown him out of digust that he lost to a cat.

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    3. Like hell it did!! The Alliance will never die and now that I'm back if you mess with Dez you're toast cat! I've recruited my sisters into the Alliance and if you think I'm trouble, wait till you have to deal with them. They make me look like a saint. Speaking of which, I've paid the Pope and undisclosed amount of money to put a hex on you. Catholic voodoo really works too. Check the sizse of your penis next week and see if it's not shrinking!!

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    4. my, my, this ebil Cat does have a long tongue and a nasty imagination.
      Did he tell you that he tried to hit me with a car while you were not here, dahling, ebil ebil ebil cat.... good thing my penguins messed with his carbrakes before that so he hit the neighbours postbox instead and got beaten by an angry granny whose daisies he also destroyed in the process :)
      I can already feel cats willie going nillie :) /I've no idea what that meant, but I like the sound of it/ :)

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    5. I knew he was a lying bastard and I'm not surprised he'd poo in flowers just to kill them. The cat has nine lives, but he's going to be down to 7 by Friday!

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    6. Pfft you don't scare me, the cat has been snip snip so your shrinkage curse is no good. The cat wins again. Your alliance is just so behind in the times it can't even keep up with my easy rhymes.

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    7. Sometimes old methods work best cat. You haven't heard about the castle and the dungeon of doom we've prepared for you yet have you? I'll make a pair of cat-skin gloves of you one of these days!!

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    8. hey, if the cat is snip snip,Annzie, what about us kidnapping him and making him a castrato opera singer in Sidney opera house? What a site would that be, him singing all the high tones without his appendage and us taking all the money from the tickets and media avalanche :)

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    9. Now you sound like Drazin, you going to start talking in the thrid person too and wearing cat slippers? ...LOL

      That would be torture to all ears. You would never sell even one seat.

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    10. Oh but it would be a sell out cat. A singing soprano cat with no arms and no legs would be pure gold. We'd make a fortune and split it with Betsy just to spite you.

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    11. Betsy could even give us one of her Undergoddess lingerie bras and panties to put them on Cat while he is performing... ah, such a sight to behold it would be :)

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    12. Pffft the cat would have his minion intercept the money you send to Betsy..haha

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    13. Well, I can tell you're all still friends, so I can continue my nap.... um I mean mission.

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    14. @RCB we are friends, but that cat will get his comeuppance one day! Oooh tell me more about your mission. I love cloak and dagger games!

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    15. shhhhs, Annzie, it's the mission I've put him on, it's against the feline offender :) I'm still not sure what kind of mission, but I'm sure it will be cunning and Baldrick would be proud of us!

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  6. Glad to see your back posting booby pictures.
    They are always appreciated.

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    1. I didn't think of this as a Boobie post as those are my boobies. I guess the girls were feeling perky that day.

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  7. Glad you had fun on your trip!
    You know, the root of Easter is a spring & fertility holiday. Considering that, the sultry comment and the fact you have a 6 foot manifested fertility symbol dancing & riding soots in the driveway you might want to get one of those home pregnancy kits... You might be pushing fate there ;)

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    1. That's a good one!! If I'm pregnant it's by immaculate conception this time, Jesus I hope I'm not. I'd hate to give birth to the second Messiah. What if I dropped him on his head and destroyed history.

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    2. No way! That'd be cool! You could appear to people in their burnt pancakes & cheesetoast just to mess with them.

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    3. I already do!! Who do you think that really is in all those cheesetoast sandwiches? Well it's not the Virgin Mary, it's me!!

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  8. Welcome back Anne! Looks like the Easter Bunny was having fun!

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    1. Thank you!! We had the best Easter of our lives.

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  9. Hi, Anne. Glad to see you've returned. Hope you had a great time with the family.

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    1. I did Joe and I'm feeling much better now. Very happy at the moment.

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  10. Glad you're not blog-dead. The new bright and happy look/layout is great.
    My sister and I had the same back-and-forth adoption joke, except we would argue around our parents, "I'm adopted! No, I AM!"
    Also, I'm very jealous of your sis racing the Easter Bunny. That's hilarious.

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    1. The Easter Bunny made the day for us. I've got a lot of funny pictures of us goofing with that Bunny. My nephew and I ate all the kids candy while they were outside with the Bunny. It was grand!

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  11. Wait, wait, you are back early, you clearly said no earlier than the 11th. Get off the computer. Glad to see you alive and kicking.

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    1. I run my blog on General Median Time and I generally run my life on it as well. So my post reads Wednesday the 11th. I'm getting off the computer in a few minutes and doing some painting.

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    2. That's better, painting is good for the soul. :-)

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    3. Well I painted last night and realized I'm thinning the paint too much on the base coat. But I'm not putting the figure in pine-sol. The boots don't look great, but I'll use thicker basing on the cape. So I've learned something.

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    4. Progress! Its okay if it takes 2 or 3 layers to get a solid base coat so if it takes more than that then you are definitely a bit two thin. Are you going to paint him like that super sized Easter Bunny?

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    5. The rabbit hit the pine sol and is staying there until I get better at my dry-brushing. I've started on an archer and I'm fairly satisfied with how she's turning out right now. We'll see how happy I am after I've done the cape. That's a weak area for me. I'll be posting her on Sunday.

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  12. Sultry? Ohh, so that's how people get pregnant...LOL

    Welcome back!! We missed you!!! Glad to hear that it sounds like you had an amazing time :)

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    1. I did Jax and it looks like you're enjoying that book!

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  13. So happy you're back and it appears you had a wonderful trip!! Missed you!!

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    1. Thank you Mel. Now why am I hungry for cake?

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    2. Well...some cakes...there are some I wouldn't touch.

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    3. The last one, I probably wouldn't eat. It was funny though.

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  14. Looks like everyone was having fun now sultry is not a look I can do I also can't do sexy but I am great at looking like I am in pain or having break down of some kind.........I do not look good in photos honestly I look short and fat oh yeah I am short and fat maybe that's why bugga.......

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    1. It's nice to meet you Jo-Anne and I understand you are a friend of L's. She's fantastic isn't she? All we women think we look horrible in photo's. We're too hard on ourselves. I hate my arms in that photo and it looks like I've got a muffin top going too.

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  15. Wow, that Easter bunny looks like it has some serious moves! Welcome back Anne, glad the rumors of blogicide were untrue.

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    1. The rumors were vicious I'm tellin' ya. I've considered blowing the thing all to hell at times though!!

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  16. You said you wouldn't be back before April 11th, and for me its April 10th so I guess your still not back!

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    1. We've found ourselves in a time warp again!! When I commented on your page yesterday, it was Monday for you. But seriously I left without even having a way home. No ticket, no plans, no nothing. I had to take something when it opened up and I've found posting at night works better for me.

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  17. Great photos Anne, welcome back to Blogger as well! That Easter bunny looks so cool, the guy's seriously keen on his dancing at least. Sorry to hear about your husband not being able to make the trip either, here's hoping he had a good time and was looked after at his parents though.

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    1. I talked to him last night and he's feeling more positive. His mom really loves him and he needed a change of scenery. Being stuck inside in the same place can drive a person bonkers after awhile.

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    2. I understand that. I see it in my grandmother a lot, she's restless. It's not in the human nature to stay in the same place for too long, it just isn't.

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  18. Well good luck getting caught up and it's nice to see you back. When I was a kid I think my sisters joked about me being adopted, but I have sometimes thought it myself. I've asked my dad outright more than once if I'm adopted but he just reassures me I have his brains. My sisters are only half sisters, he isn't their dad, and my brother is just...well there's something not quite right about him. I don't exactly fit in.

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    1. Not fitting in can be tough in a family. I think showing that you love each other is what's most important.

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  19. Good to have you back Anne...and sultry!

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    1. That's not so much sultry as it is "take the damn picture before I have to blink dammit" There's a pic she claims is sultry, but to me I look like one of the 7 dwarfs in it--Sleepy!

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  20. Really like this springy look, so cheery!! The picture is very beautiful..sultry or not...I am not sure what sultry is supposed to look lie, I normally end up giving the evil eye!

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    1. I like the makeover on the blog. Time to get rid of the dreary dark background and bring in the light and the flowers.

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  21. Welcome home!

    Sultry??? I would be content if I could find a photographer who manages to make me look human!

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    1. My niece is really good. I'm afraid to ask her how many hours she spent airbrushing me!!

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  22. oh, dahling, you is so perdy in that first pic, your hair is like the fields of Irish wheat and rye!
    So nice to have you back and so nice that the hubs could go to his parents for a few days. I bet he missed you like hell!

    PS please change this font, dahling, my eyes popped out trying to read the text :PPP Do you want that ebil Cat to use the opportunity while I'm blinded to take over out headquarters? You know he is constantly lurking.

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    1. I was wondering about the font and even considered asking people to tell me if it was hard to read. Thanks for telling me darling. I'll change it now.

      That feckin' cat is going to get hit by a bus and I'm going to be behind the wheel. And yes, I've purchased the castle and the dungeon awaits him!

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    2. just don't use the ornamental fonts, they are very hard to read and make readers dizzy :) Something plain and simple.
      How was your time in Ireland? Did you buy me anything? :)))

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    3. Sorry to interrupt, but Dezzy the Dazzling Dezzmeister needs a new pair of glasses. They're on me, Dezz.

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    4. @Dez Oooh I hate plain and simple. But I do want people to be able to read, so I'll change it for the next post. I bought you a crown darling, with diamonds and emeralds to put upon your lovely head.

      @RCB So you can read it? I'll change it though for my darling Dez.

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    5. you mean these Emporio Armani ones I have now are no good? :)

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    6. ooh, thanks for the crown, dahling, it's my real birthday today, so now me feels precious and sparkly :)

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    7. Oh Happy Birthday darling. I hope someone spoiled you today with food and presents.

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    8. Or glasses.... I may be one day late, Dezzy, but you know I mean it when I say Happy Birthday!

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    9. not really, but I'm generally not a fan of my own birthday, so I don't mind :) I did get a lot of Facebook greetings and even some congrats from TV stars over at Tweeter :)

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    10. He is spoiled alright.... He's got so much free time, he could take over the entire blogoverse... Mr Armani Spy.

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    11. @Dez, I rarely celebrate mine either darling. I was born on September 11th and after the tragedy in the States on that day, it just doesn't feel right.

      @RCB I think that is his ultimate plan. I adore him, he's my sweetie pie and my angel cake.

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    12. my parents got married on September 11th, almost forty years ago.

      Blogoverse is not enough, but it is such a lovely place to start my blue friend :)

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  23. Anne, you're back! I've missed you so but I'm so happy for you and you look absolutely beautiful and so happy. I'm glad that you had a lovely time and that you're husband will be home with you soon. Welcome back, my dear!

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    1. I didn't realize how bad off I was till I got home. Scared my sisters seeing me like that. They fixed me up though, we laughed and acted silly and it was just like we were kids again. And they've all agreed to let me post pictures of them.

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    2. I can't wait to see their pictures! Wow, you really must have dazzled them while you there. I'm glad you had so much fun. You deserve it!

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    3. My sisters have finally decided that it's okay for me to post their pictures, so I can "introduce" you guys to them. I'm so proud of them, they've turned out to be accomplished and funny women.

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  24. what a cool day to race teh easter bunny and dance with him...very cool...and you got the look...smiles...nice pic...like the flower...and the flowers in your header...wow

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  25. Thank you Brian. I took all the flower pictures and they come from my garden last year. This year they'll be even better. Which reminds me, I've got a lawn to mow! The price of being away is that the grass grows while your gone.

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  26. Hey, welcome back. I hope the break was restful, rejuvenating, {insert other -ing thing here}.

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    1. Thank you Joshua, it was lovely. It was supposed to rain on Easter, but we managed to get a few hours of good weather in.

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  27. Alright! She is back so everybody stop that whispering! I like the new look!

    Looks like some fun with the Easter bunny! Glad you had a good time! Also glad you are back! We all missed that crazy Irish lady! You are the life of the party type and was truly missed!

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    1. Blogger gossip is the best. Somebody once said "it doesn't matter what they're saying about you, as long as they're saying something about you" Next week I'll try to do a crazy-weird blog!!

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  28. Good to see you back and that you had a great time!
    Hey, I wish the weather was as good as that over here in England over Easter. It was bloody freezing, but the week before, we were wearing shorts it was so hot! Damn weather for you.

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    1. We were expecting rain and were shocked when we had a couple hours of sun. It was a bit chilly out, but we didn't complain. If it ever got hot in Ireland, I think we'd all go into shock!!

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  29. You're the first one to make the Blue Grumpster laugh out loud today. Either that means I need a life or you're funny. ;)

    P.S. Ireland is great.

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    1. he tells that to everybody, Annzie, don't believe him, he told me that too and who knows to whom else :)

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    2. @The Blue Grumpster I hope it was because I was funny. The other way around would make both of us pathetic!

      @Dez As long as he hasn't told it to that cat, it's okay. I know he talks to the cat. He's going to have to pick a side isn't he?

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    3. he's on our side, I sometimes send him on spying missions to India and he is also infiltrated in American educational system, you never know when that could come in handy :)

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    4. He's told the cat that too, I guess he is playing both sides.

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    5. You're either for us or against us. There is no middle ground for the Alliance!

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    6. Anne, Dazzling Dezzy the Dezzmeisterman and Pat Hat the Catman - Hahahaha maybe I've got a bad memory. That's all. But there's one thing I need you all to know: I never lie about my laughing out loud. That's a compliment to you for I'm a grumpy s.o.b. (which Pat knows stands for Surprisingly Overjoyed Boyfriend or Son of a blue man). And as for my having to choose sides, I'm writing this post about an alliance - one of Dezzy's favorite words in addition to... what was it, Pat? Oh yeah, poo - and I'll take it upon myself to convince you all to repeat those famous words (that I don't remember who in the movie business said them): 'Can't we all just get along?' Help me out, Mr Hollywood-Spy-Who's-Afraid-of-Scary-Movies and Mr 2000 DVD's. Who said that?

      Oh... one more thing before I go: who do you think is the real spy among us?

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    7. I believe you!! There's a huge debate about where that quote came from or if it is a misquote. Rodney King said it when the LA riots broke out. And no you don't have to pick a side. That's just a long running joke between me, the cat and Dez. Me loves Dez though and can do no wrong in my eyes. I like the word poo too. We're going to pooify they cat one of these days!!

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    8. Wait a minute. Who is the spy? I thought it was Dez. I'm still getting to know you. Welcome aboard the weird train!!!

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    9. Annzie, did you know that Randy is a college professor? :) Another scientific genius in our team :))

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    10. Yeah there is much debate over who said that phrase first. Don't think it will ever be clear, let's just say it was my little rhyming rear. Oh wait! Let's not for the cat will never get along with such penguin loving, fake airline running people. The blue guy is with me! Deal with it poo people..hahaha

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    11. Annzie, did this feline personality just called your intergalactic airline company a fake one???? I'm gasping for air, I'm flabbergasted, I'm scandalized and strangely vandalized, and this is a true horror!

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    12. Wow such big words. I see you've been eating those laced pringles I left in your loo, such an easy mark.

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    13. when we establish the intergalactic links to Arakis, you will feel sorry for your words, Cat,because the spice will flow and everyone will spacetravel with Annzie, except you!

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  31. Great to have you back, with a funky new font as well!!!

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    1. The font issue is a 50/50 right now. I'll try a normal font on the next post and see if I can live with it. Thank you Ray and Happy Birthday!!

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  32. Welcome back :)
    Laughted all over the post ;)
    Isn't it great to have siblings? :D

    Cheers, Mojo

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    1. Thank you Mojo and it's great to have them. I just wish I was within driving distance of them.

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  33. Girls are so cute when they put a flower in their hair!

    Welcome back!

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  34. So, you are the great Anne entire blogoniverse had been talking about? That picture with flower is cute. Is it real or some sort of tricked spy dish antenna? Picure is pretty cute,gives me Whistler's mother and Birth of Venus kind of vibe. That question "Are you virgin, are you going to marry my sister?" could come in handy for me in future if I dont want to become a grandma for my twin sons now. Celibacy better than teenage parent right?

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  35. I'm hardly great. I have a Ph.D. in Nueoroscience, I'm a musician (drummer), I draw, I paint, I'm a decent photographer, I sing, I write verse and I speak 3 languages. But then again I'm Irish and for one of us I'm just average. Whistler's mother was American, Venus was done by Boticelli, a Spaniard. My features are distinctly Irish, so perhaps you should be getting a Bébinn kind of vibe. I managed to get both of my children past their teen years without them becoming parent. I raised them properly.

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  36. Thank God the blogocide rumors were untrue! Also, in some circles (namely the very strict Irish Catholic sect) some might call that picture sultry. Then again, some might people see the bunny suit as sultry, too. This is the Internet, my friend, and it's a fucked up world. Welcome back to it!

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    1. We all know I'm halfway to hell boys so why not have fun on the journey. I made my confession yesterday for having lewd thoughts about the bunny. A rabbit that big, now who wouldn't want to give it a go?

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  38. Looks like I owe an apology then for simply calling you great. You scared me, even if I could swap my life with cat and get nine lives, I am getting no where near the list.
    May be converting to Irishism may help me?
    Iron lady of Ireland looks like is you. Can I find you on Guiness books of records unless there is no entry allowed for Irish people maybe to level the playing field if you are average for Irish. Or could be like missing entry for math geniuses to fit in Nobel prize kind of thing. :)
    Let me follow your footpath, guide me dear Anne.

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    1. You don't owe me an apology pet. My sense of humor can take getting used to. Look at the things I say to the cat. I've threatened to draw and quarter him! I left a lovely comment on your blog last night. Did you see it? You've got a really nice thing going on your blog. I read through some of your past posts and The Pickle did a guest post that just slayed me. And thank you for the follow, I'm on my way over to follow you back.

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  39. @Anne
    Thank you, heard about your sense of humor in other blogs, I had been trying to find that great Anne, for there had been too many. Thank you for your comment, reply button doesnt work at work(workplace), so I respond to it at home.
    Yep, Pickle and Orchid and Katy - all the stars from Lone star state have added glamor to my blog :)

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    1. I like your Comparative Mythology series as well. That's creative and it takes a lot of knowledge of the subject to do it the way you do.

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  40. I like the new theme!!! Looks great!!!

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  41. Welcome back! Blog definitely looks cool, too.

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  42. that image of the Easter bunny on the bike preparing to race is now forever itched in my mind! Welcome back also.

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  43. That easter bunny reminds me of someone... was he on Jersey Shore?

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  44. My wife wants to have her hair cut, but I really thinks she looks fine with her long brunet hair. So far she has not gotten it cut. I say as long as woman looks feminine who really cares how short their hair is.If my modest opinion matters at all you still look very feminine with your hair at this length.

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