I'm being protected by my two loyal knights Sir Francis The Brave (aka The Angry Lurker) and Sir Ray The Bold (Don't Throw A One).
Sir Francis The Brave has vowed to never rest until he defeats Evil Queen Margie and has deflowered every maiden in the land.
Sir Ray The Bold has vowed to die in defense of the rightful Queen of Whimsy World and to knock Sir Francis The Brave on his arse in a joust.
And after a hard day in the saddle where do these two knights go to get their groove on?
They head straight for "The Humping Pony" where the ale is cheap and the women are even cheaper.
And this is Pammy Sue the tavern wench. Rumor has it that Sir Ray The Bold rescued Pammy Sue from a gang of orcs when she was just a maiden. Sir Ray was wounded in the battle and asked Sir Francis to accompany Pammy Sue back into the village and by the time they got there, she was a maiden no more. She now works at "The Humping Pony" and is a favorite of both knights.
The saga will continue after I complete work on my two warrior elves, who better not reveal their identity in the comments section because I want it to be a surprise. I'll tell you this much, one is a female and the other a male.
And tonight I'm going to begin painting this mini.
And I'm going to name her "The Spawn" after my daughter. I'm going to take photgraphs after each step in the process and post them with the finished piece. I'd appreciate it if you gamers can point out my mistakes so that I can improve my work.
The weekend is almost upon us, so let's all trip the light fantastic and make it a good one.