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Friday, March 30, 2012

And The Answer Is.....

First I'd like to thank all you Hooligans for making Wednesday a great day for me. I logged of early to take care of some business and when I came back found that you lot had run amok in the comments section. You made me laugh. Thank you.

So without further delay here's a list of the bloggers and their hotties.

Ray-  Zooey Deschanel  (Ray, you're woman got the most compliments hands down).
The Angry Lurker-  Pamela Sue Anderson (a blind Eskimo dwarf living in the Amazonian jungle was the only person who didn't know this one).
D4-  Halle Barry
Kris-  Jessica Biel
Bama Trav- Chrstina Sabia


Unfortunately the picture I had up on Wednesday was not Christina. This is Christina Scabbia.

Dez- Some of you noticed that it was not Beckhams face on that body. Dez cooked this one up himself. Dez photshopped a picture of his own face onto Bechamn's body. Dez doesn't even like Beckham and personally, I think Dez is perdier.
Pat- Kate Beckinsale
The Hubby- Kelly Cuoco (A few people got this right and they got it because Kelly is a blonde like me. The Hubby do like his women blonde).

Me- Bruce Willis (the blind dwarf's brother, Hernandez missed this one).
Whisk- Wolverine
Melanie- Daniel Craig
Jax- Tim Tebow
"L"- Michael Strahan

A lot of aggressive friendly debate took place in the comments on Wednesday. One heated debate involved the hotness of Hugh Jackman.  So to put that question to the test, I promised to post a pic of Hugh so we can all vote on his bedworthiness.


I got to pick the photo and I like my men sweaty, real and dirty like God intended a man to be, so this is what you're getting. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. (And if this isn't a picture of Hugh, I'm going to shoot myself).

An interesting bit of news was brought to light in the comments as well. It's now public knowledge that the Irish/Serbian Gossip Alliance has been granted a formal charter and is recognized by the UN and NATO as a global threat.  The only way to gain entrance into the Alliance is to be either Irish or Serbian, hence the name Irish/Serbian.

One last bit of business for today. My friend "L" asked me a question on her blog and under the Mistress/Madam of the Hooligans agreement, I have to answer it on my blog (I'm a member of many secret societies). Here's the question.

Would you rather look at the naked body of a man or a woman?  I have to be honest here and say a woman. Why you ask?  Because a woman's body is aesthetically more pleasing than a man's body. The luscious curves and shadows of a woman's body are beautiful when compared to the hard planes of a man's body.  Now that said, I wouldn't want to grab a woman by the ears and ride her like bicycle, I'd want a man for that.

Well folks the weekend is here and it's Spring. So I say do what nature is doing and have a good shag.  I know I will.

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72 comments:

  1. Go go Zooey!!!! And I'll totally agree with you on naked body question, girlie's for me!

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    1. I thought maybe, maybe Zoey because she's so cute and fun. But when I saw that lady in leather, it really threw me. Thought maybe you added her as a goof.

      But you got mine right, Rayolla. So well Sir.

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    2. PS: I'll let Tim know that you're not into Wolverine.

      Ha.

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    3. I think all the men will agree with you Ray.

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  2. I agree Anne that I would much rather look at a woman's body than a man's haha, Zooey is such a hottie too, Ray has good taste!

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  3. I wish I could have a good shag with Hugh. I'd break that boy in half, then break each half. I had no idea about this Irish/Serb thing but I might have to ask a friend about it. As for the questions, I'm actually not too sure. There is such a thing as a not so pleasing woman. If it was both sexes at what was considered their aesthetically pleasing best, then probably a woman. I thought about that too much.

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    1. You have good taste in men then, go forth and shag!

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  4. Damn and i missed all this being stuck in a damned boring work workshop event for two days

    I vote for the ladies.

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    1. I missed most of it as well. I was out in the yard working when all the fun was going on!

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  5. Same here for naked body also but I may have to come up with another woman now, too damn predictable!

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    1. A younger one with the same boobies, Fran? :-D

      Greetings
      Peter
      http://peterscave.blogspot.com/

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    2. If it happens again and Christina Hendricks is there, I'll naturally assume that's your pick.

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    3. Yes you are predictable, but you're a man and figuring you out isn't all that damn difficult. So surprise me, I dare you. I'll bet you money you can't do it.

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    4. I'm not at all surprised, she's got huge boobies. You owe me a fiver!!

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  6. I'm with you on preferring to look at a woman's body. Although I've seen amazing photographs of nude men that take advantage of angles and such, a woman's body just creates its own lines in ways that doesn't require a lot from a photographer.

    And it's ironic that you ended with that because when I read that you were Bruce Willis, my first thought (and I swear I'm not making this up), "I'd rather see Anne naked any day than ever see Bruce Willis' bare ass on a screen again."

    I could blame my not having had any morning coffee yet but why kid myself?

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    1. Thank you Satia!! I'm going to copy this comment and keep it forever. I'm half tempted to send you a pic of my naked self just because you've made me so happy.

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  7. Tim Tebow = Yum!! To bad he became a forsaken Jet. Do you know how frustrating it is that he's minutes away from and the loyalty to my Patriots keeps me away?? Thanks for posting his picture, since I can't!!

    and, ookkk, I'll admit that I really like that picture of Hugh. It might be the scruff....BUT I still couldn't help but picture him in tights and a tutu. I'm sorry, Anne!!!! Please forgive me....

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    1. It's okay Jax, I'm just having fun with you. You're a good woman for putting your team above you libido, not many of us could do that

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  8. Does looking at myself naked count as an answer? That's how I take care of business, a nice mirror. That's not conceited, and it's way safer than internet porn which may give you viruses.
    Hugh Jackman can't be denied. That's a brick shithouse of a chiseled dude. I think that's a compliment. It's supposed to be.
    By the way, if you were grabbing a man and riding him like a bicycle, wouldn't you be sitting on his lower back? Or am I missing the point of the metaphor?

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    1. I think I'd be sitting on his face dear and he'd be pleasing the hell out of me!!

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  9. That would have been exactly my answer, also I reason I prefer drawing women to men!

    Also Hugh Jackman mmhh he can sing and dance too!!

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    1. I prefer to draw women as well, the curves are so nice and the shading is subtle and sweet.

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  10. Was at work when I saw your first post on this topic. Couldn't stay long enough to answer, but you had some great pics.

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    1. It was easy to find pics of the women, not so easy for the men.

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  11. Well two right ain't bad, though I am a bit blind and dwarfish on your pick.

    Female bodies are like works of art for all to enjoy, while males are better kept under cover of darkness so as not to offend anyone.

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    1. The male body has its uses, looking at it isn't one of them.

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  12. It seems I have been busy this week and missed a couple of posts. What a bummer! Wednesday's post looked like fun! I would've guessed (correctly) on one of them. I know what a Giants fan L is so I had her pegged for Strahan. Other than that, I was clueless to the others.

    I think I need to step out of "Blogonia" and get out there and visit the blogosphere. I am slacking in that department! But in my defense, it is spring and I love being outdoors!

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    1. I understand completely. I have to force myself to come inside these days. It's too nice to be sitting inside under a computer.

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  13. Now THAT is Christina and I would do awful, but fun, things with her.

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    1. I'm so sorry I messed that up and I feel bad. I saw you over at "L"'s place. There's some great people on here, you should get to know some of them. You'd like them and they'd like you as well!!

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  14. Interesting result of the previous post. I linked Fran and Ray together. When you hear one you see the other one. Just joking guys! :-D

    My favorite is Halle. I wouldn't say no if she asked me ........ to cook for her ;-D

    And I agree on the naked body question ;-)

    Greetings
    Peter
    http://peterscave.blogspot.com/

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    1. I know, they're the bopsie twins!!

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    2. I see you noticed it to :-D

      Greetings
      Peter
      http://peterscave.blogspot.com/

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  15. you see I knew Beckinsale is the reason why cat wiggles his naughty tail! I just knew it, my penguins spied life sized posters of her in Pat's bathroom. They also took pics of Pat shaving his legs, wanna see them? I will reveal them only to the High Priestess of Irish/Serbian Gossiping Alliance, because we are all dangerous and mischievous :)

    Are you sure you haven't been with a woman at least once, Annzie? :)))

    And yep, that sure is Hugh Ugh Ugh Jackman!

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    1. Your penguins were in my bathroom and you like looking at pics of me shaving my legs in my bare ass? Geez I feel so violated...I'm going to join the UN and stop this alliance.

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    2. I'm sure I haven't been with a woman dear. I like to look, but not interested in touching. It's nice being a girl that way, we're all like this.

      I must see these pics!! We will blackmail the Cat and use the money to fund our secret project (it's so secret I don't know what it is yet).

      @Pat, I hear you have a hairy white bum.

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    3. now I didn't say your bum was bare, that's all your info, but thanks for sharing, it will be a lovely addition in our gossiping column :)

      Yes, Annzie, it's so secret that even me doesn't know what it is :) but I'm sure it's boiling somewhere in our brains :)

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    4. hahaha and where do you hear such things, dumb questions, stinkin pevert penguins..haha

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    5. @Pat we have our ways, we have our ways. We're wiley!!

      @Dez we'll have a confab and decide what we want project we'd like to fund. I'm sure it will involve a mild amount of evil with a splash of sweetness to balance things out. Either way, it'll be pretty!!

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    6. yep, we might even recruit Wiley E. Coyote into our forces, imagine his genius wit plotting our actions against the Feline Offender :) The sky would be our limit...

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    7. Feline Offender, I like the sound of that. Oh the possibilities are endless. Mwuuaaah!!!

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    8. Pffft if a meep meeping road runner can beat him, that cat can do so on a whim.

      You just wait until the cat decides to strike, you will never know what hit you..haha

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    9. let me guess, a poop will hit us :)

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  16. Yummy, yummy, I love me some hot and sweaty Michael Strahan!!!

    Well, Pat, you and my hubby both love Kate BleckNBleck. Dez, I really thought it was Hugh all along, drats! And, of course, I knew Jaxs'.

    I'm with you, Anne. I'd rather see a chick naked than a guy naked any day. And. no, I'm not a lesbian by any stretch of the imagination. Women are just sexier with their curves and such.

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    1. I know, it's nice to be a girl. We can look at other women's naked bodies, find them sexy and be secure with our own sexuality. I have no idea how homophobic men can be function, really I don't.

      My Hubby was so sweet, he picked a tame pic of his girl and I had to go get him a sexy one. Now I know that if there's a naked pic of her anywhere in the world he's seen it, but at least he loved me enough to pretend he hasn't!!

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    2. And the funny thing is, the guys drool when us chicks talk about appreciating other women's naked bodies. Silly men! =)

      What a good, good husband you have. Not to mention a smart, smart husband you have. He already has a hot blonde at home anyway.

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    3. He is a good one. He's an experienced married man and knows how to live well with a woman.

      I know, men are on the outside track on this one aren't they? They are so silly it makes me weep sometimes!!

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  17. Pffft Jax is such a cheater. You can't forsake a guy and then use him, that is so wrong...hahaha

    Yeah L, Pat has a thing for Kate indeed, wouldn't pass her up if she came a calling, one can dream right?..LMAO

    I agree with you on the naked body too, of course that be obvious. Stupid blogger is being a pain all over it seems once more, piece of junk.

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    1. Blogger is giving me fits. It took me all day to be able to get on here and leave a comment. With the changeover it's going be driving us all batty.

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    2. Yep it is going to be a pain indeed at each and every feed. Watch it break down completely or some crap like that.

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    3. Well they're saying a "new upgrade" is in effect on April 1st so I expect life to go to hell in a hand basket soon. Jesus, I wish they'd just leave well enough alone. I hardly have time to keep up when blogger isn't fucking up!.

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    4. I know, it says upgrade now or whatever the hell on it too. I'm just like feck you, at least I'll have another day or two of peace before they completely feck with us.

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  18. I definitely prefer nude women over nude men (blecch). I could probably be seduced by any of those gals if they came calling. I'm sure I could resist the guys. Blogger has definitely been having problems this morning.

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    1. They are all so pretty aren't they? If they come a calling though, I bet your girlfriend would greet them with buckshot!! How's the commissioned painting going?

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  19. Yup - naked woman's body everytime. Men are so, well, ugly.

    So if it wasn't Christina you put up on Wednesday do you know who it was instead?

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    1. I have no idea at all. I think she had a nice rack though.

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  20. Seeing the answers is fun. I don't think I ever would've pegged Ray for Zooey, and I don't quite know why. Also,, Hugh Jackman could force me into sex, but only because he's burly and I'm scared easily.

    I think, just like everyone else, that the female body is more pleasing to the eyes. And this coming from a family of artists, so I've SEEN a few male figures that are amazing to look at. Just the same, there's something about smooth curves that just can't be beat.

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    1. "Also,, Hugh Jackman could force me into sex, but only because he's burly and I'm scared easily."

      D4 - That had me rolling! Hysterical!!!

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    2. He wouldn't have to force me, he'd only have to ask politely.

      I have seen some good artistic portrayals of the male body, but generally the dangly bits are covered.

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  21. I sure do love me some Daniel Craig, but I wouldnt turn Hugh Jackman sway either. Even if he was all dirty and sweaty!

    And again, from the bottom of my heart...thank you for this and your kind words Anne...it means so much!

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    1. You're welcome Melanie. I really sympathize with what you're going through right now. It's terrible. There are a lot of nice women on this page that would be glad to help you right now. "L" has come by for a visit and she's a doll. We girls have to stick by one another and care about each other.

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  22. See me Anne? You are a tough mick aren't you? Sorry I been away. Had some shit going on. I still vote Alyssa Milano.

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    1. Barfly don't you dare call me a mick on this page. And I know about your wife and sympathize, but that doesn't mean you can call me a mick. Jesus, you're one fucked up little bastard aren't you.

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  23. So did anyone get all the questions right? Who was the closest?

    I too perfer womans bodies to mens! Their curves are quite awesome!

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    1. Ray was the closest. No one got all the answers right.

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    2. Ray did great. Really really great. But that's our Rayolla.

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  24. Blogger must have eaten my comment for breakfast, cause I got that error message too. Never got that before in over a year of blogging.

    I was saying that Zooey Deschanel is my favorite from the ones you listed, but I like Kate Beckinsale and Kaley Cuoco too. (blondes are irresistible, aren't they?) Never heard of Christina Scabbia until now. Guess I should renew my subscription to Maxim, eh?

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  25. I missed all this! But I am pretty sure they're all hot! :D

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