So there I was, looking about on the Youtube for somethin' to watch and I come across this bloody video, and they're singing a song called "Cheap Flights" Well, I'm tellin' ya, I don't care what those gobshites say, this feckin' songs about me.
And if there's any doubt that this song is about O'Leary Airs cheap, no frills flights, just wait for the chorus. Christ Almighty, it's like these feckers have read my blog.
And they've even been so kind as to put subtitles in the video for those of you who lack the refined ear that's required to understand the Irish accent.
The song is catchy too. This chorus will be just as stuck inside your head as you'd be if you didn't have the cash to pay to visit the loo on one of my flights. And after you listen to the whole (yes, whole) song, I wanna know "Should I call my legal team or is this just another opportunity for me to get free advertising for my airline?"