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Sunday, January 1, 2012

2012 Gives 2011 The Boot

A New Year has driven a stake throught the heart of the Old Year.



Never before have people celebrated a death quite like this one (we're not counting Kim Jong Il ).  In Sydney Australia, the celebration looked like this.



In Beijing, it looked like this.


In New York it looked like this.


In London it looked like this.



For some reason, the BBC was able to get reporters on the ground to take pictures of people celebrating all over the globe. Yet, they couldn't manage to send someone over on a ferry to get photo's of Ireland's celebration for their big "Oooh it's New Years Eve, laddy da" photo spread.


Now, we all know the BBC is run by a bunch of bastards now don't we?  This is what Betty White has to say to the BBC for 2012.



Let's hope 2012 doesn't spend as much time licking it's own arse as 2011 did.


Uh huh, he's cute now, but in a couple of days he'll be shittin' all over your carpet.  (Yeah, I picked a dog just for you Pat).











31 comments:

  1. hahaha well at least 2011 was quite flexible, you know it takes a large amount of skill to lick your own arse. Had to go and add a mutt after my rant too, oh well, as you say pretty soon it will poo all over you. haha

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  2. @Pat I couldn't help it. Besides the joke wouldn't have worked with a cat. They use the litter box.

    @GT thank you

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  3. I found it funny that over in London they were having this amazingly extravagant fireworks show while over where I'm at all I heard was one solitary firework haha! Here's hoping 2012 is a great year to you and your family Anne, I know I for one am pretty damn glad to see 2011 leave, it's one death I'll actually gladly celebrate.

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  4. Happy New Years Anne!! I had an awesome time last night and am paying a small price now, but worth every bit of it. I think you have a better chance of Al Jeezera picking up Ireland coverage than the BBC. Damn, sometimes I wish I were half Irish and quarter English instead of the other way around!!The pompousness.

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  5. @Matthew, we're having austerity measures in place, they're collecting taxes from you guys up North and setting the money alight in London. And people wonder why I get pissed off.

    @Barfly I really don't hate the British people, it's the government and the BBC. And they hate the government and the BBC. Two useless institutions who know feck all about what the people need.

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  6. Yeah, 2011 kinda sucked. But, I lived through it. So, I guess it could have been worse.
    Saw the Times Square celebrations. I'll go hiking in Iran before I go there. By the way, when she first came out, Lady Gaga looked like a frikkin' Jiffy Pop.

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  7. haha not all cats use the litter box, I know one that uses the shower drain when doing number one..LOL...hey it goes right down.

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  8. go Betty White! She's the only one who could beat Chuch Norris!

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  9. Hahaha!!! You rock, sis! Happy New Year!

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  10. @Al Time Square ought to go back to its origins. A red light district. Christ, Lady Gaga fits right in.

    @Patt I'm really hoping you're talking about the cat.

    @Dez Betty is one badass mofo.

    @Michelle, Love you oodles and bunches sis. Happy New Year.

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  11. white rocks! a stake through the heart of last year...yeah, it needed one...hope you have a great new year!

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  12. when I saw the grim reaper at the top of the post, I alreay knew it would be a fun read

    happy new flexible year!

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  13. So far so good! The first 12 hours of the new year have treated me well, hopefully the same goes for all of our blogging friends for the rest of the year. Never stop posting Anne!

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  14. Love love love the 2nd shot of the fireworks. Looks like an amazing time if you like elbowing your way through crowds. :-p

    Anne, I hope you have an awesome 2012. You really deserve it. I haven't been reading your blog long, but I'm a big fan now! Love seeing your posts in my dashboard.

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  15. Sydney was AMAZING as usual, happy new year! :)

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  16. 2011 sucked for me. Happy New Year :)

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  17. Betty White always knows what's what. Always. Hope the carpet of your year has remained un-shat on so far!

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  18. @Lolotical News so far so good, but there's always tomorrow and that puppy's gotta poop sometime :)

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  19. New years in America is never that great.

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  20. Hey happy new year to you also!!!

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  21. We're all going to day this year. ;)

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  22. I was so drunk.. I didn't even realize when the fireworks were going off here. But I doubt the celebrations were anything like the pictures shown.

    Anyway, I don't watch tv anyway so blah! And, happy new year. Have an excellent one :)

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  23. I live in Wichita, KS so a New Year's celebration in my neighborhood (in which I have no intention of ever participating) includes firecrackers being set off in the street, hicks smashing Natty Light cans on their heads, and idiots shooting into the air. Super high class stuff.

    This year the husband and I had a glass (bottle) of champagne and Dick Clark and were the best damn couch partiers you ever saw! Happy New Year!!!

    *Found you through A Beer in the Shower...and I'm really glad. Great stuff!

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  24. Where I live there was total silence and 11 miles away there was this - http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57642000/jpg/_57642054_013611408-1.jpg

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  25. Is that Lady Gaga?!? Because I freaking love her. And the dog is adorable. I want it. For hugs.

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