No it doesn't. If you've got a small dick, you're stuck with it, just don't stick me with it.
Well that's a load of malarkey. That's like saying, "Anything more than a mouthful is just a waste." Are we talking about dicks here?
"I've always wanted an Obama Chia Pet." You lying bastard. Nobody wants that. Not even Michelle wants that.
"Oh that's such a cute baby you have there." Not it's not. It's a feckin' monster is what it is.
JFK is dead. Wait a minute, I think that ones true. Has anybody seen my gin?
"That outfit looks great on you." Bloody hell, what kind of drugs are you on?
You can screw an O'Leary and get away with it. No you can't. Up yours Aer Lingus.
No he won't. Jesus Christ, he's James Bond, he's never gonna call you.
Now aren't ya glad ya clicked on this page? You didn't win a computer, but you learned something. And that's worth more than a feckin' laptop.