Craig used to play in punk bands in the 1980's around Glasgow. Even then, I was a better drummer than him. Today, Craig uses a double bass. I'm so much better than him that I only need a single bass. I can do more with one foot than he can do with two.
Further, Craig is only a few months older than me. Yet I look younger than he does.
So let's tally things up here Craig. I'm better at darts than you, I'm a better drummer than you and I'm better looking than you. And one more thing:
Craig, ya owe me a fiver.